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04-01-2008 , 01:36 AM

#276

Snozynoze

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,958

May as well post this here too.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Mr+Stabby/

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04-01-2008 , 02:43 AM

#277

maka2184

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LOL wow thanks for the bump. OP's initial post is just solid gold. I almost wish this was the truth as cruel as that is.

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04-01-2008 , 03:19 AM

#278

igetbadbeat

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Originally Posted by maka2184

LOL wow thanks for the bump. OP's initial post is just solid gold. I almost wish this was the truth as cruel as that is.

This would be so sick if true. Imagine reading it in the paper the next day. Unfortunately the last and only real story out of bbv was yours.

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04-01-2008 , 03:56 AM

#279

RankMeNOW

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HAHAHAHA april fools, you almost got me sir. wp.

EDIT: o wow this post was made 6 days ago, wow. im never playing a live game ever again if i get stabbed for outdrawing someone

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04-01-2008 , 04:00 AM

#280

Quagmyer

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this thread should be added to the Least busto BBV sticky, imo

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04-01-2008 , 03:41 PM

#281

djBeatDown

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chop pot?

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04-01-2008 , 04:34 PM

#282

Snozynoze

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Originally Posted by RankMeNOW

HAHAHAHA april fools, you almost got me sir. wp.

EDIT: o wow this post was made 6 days ago, wow. im never playing a live game ever again if i get stabbed for outdrawing someone

I think 6 days ago is a little off as well.

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04-02-2008 , 03:53 AM

#283

Momo

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I wish my non-poker playing friends could understand how funny this thread really is.

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04-02-2008 , 04:59 AM

#284

OSUGreg1983

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online poker ftw

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04-02-2008 , 05:18 AM

#285

Jimmy Conway

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Originally Posted by shortstacking4life

i wish this was on youtube somewhere

Chit town for life. This is my new gimmick. Ive had many previous which all got banned. Holla at Chodezilla a BBV4L Beast.

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04-02-2008 , 05:19 AM

#286

Jimmy Conway

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I Should be in this years WSOP when im 21. Anyone want autographs ill be signing at one of the casinos. And i plan on winning the WSOP ME. So dont sign up

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04-02-2008 , 07:56 AM

#287

ClutchCity

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Uhh nevermind

Golden OP tho

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04-02-2008 , 09:02 AM

#288

salesbeast

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,308

Someone find that pic of that black guy (actor I think) with the "Your gonna get raped" line....cause when you get in the big house say goodnight to your ass.

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04-02-2008 , 09:41 AM

#289

CaptObvious

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You stabbed him for beating you with K9? Imagine if it was 72 offsuit, what happens then?

My guess is he sticks his head in a deep fryer.

Ding, fries are done.

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04-02-2008 , 10:00 AM

#290

Rictus

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Originally Posted by Momo

I wish my non-poker playing friends could understand how funny this thread really is.

QFT. Gold.

[x]Thread may get me fired for laughing.

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04-02-2008 , 10:39 AM

#291

CaptObvious

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Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 334

Wait. What's that saying, "you can wound a poker player many times, but, shank him only once."

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04-06-2008 , 06:12 PM

#292

ecalien

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You did the right thing kid. Outdrawing you like that then boasting bout it, its too bad there was a rat in the vicinity, or else you would of been straight. Just man up and tell it like it is, this man made a bad call and was rewarded after putting all his money in bad. imo humans who play so bad and act like that should not be allowed to be alive. gj bro. gl with the system n chit. oh yah wound the rat, pref. mortally wound.

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04-06-2008 , 06:51 PM

#293

xxGreat1xx

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Originally Posted by ecalien

psycho talk.....

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04-06-2008 , 11:28 PM

#294

jmakin

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this thread needs to be added to the least busto bbv thread

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04-09-2008 , 01:47 AM

#295

StevenJames1976

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Originally Posted by Poker Fool

Chod, hope you make a lot of friends in the shower.

This kid is a nutcase and deserves a soap with no rope.

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04-09-2008 , 02:13 AM

#296

brinna70

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This reminds me of that Chappelle skit...

"When keepin' it real goes wrong..."

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04-09-2008 , 02:16 AM

#297

montanad12

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crystal meth= the nuts

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04-09-2008 , 12:27 PM

#298

Mike Kelley

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I wish I could do this playing online.

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07-01-2008 , 04:40 PM

#299

BenFolds

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LMFAO BUMP

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07-01-2008 , 08:48 PM

#300

Hrwa

centurion

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Originally Posted by ghostbeef

villian hit his gutshot imo

Awesome

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