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02-04-2008 , 06:39 PM

#251

Ace0fSpades

adept

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Originally Posted by Q_and_A

OP--How's your table image now?

Loose and aggressive, ldo.

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02-04-2008 , 07:47 PM

#252

Pitbullo

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overaggro seems to be slightly better

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02-04-2008 , 08:17 PM

#253

FF_Barret

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Originally Posted by ghostbeef

villian hit his gutshot imo

brilliant

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02-04-2008 , 08:21 PM

#254

augie_

missed out on bitcoin

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,627

ah yes, my favorite post of all time. i still LOLed. someone should bump this every 6 months or so

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02-05-2008 , 05:31 AM

#255

yogadude

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02-05-2008 , 09:31 AM

#256

smallcardsbigpot

journeyman

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this is so funny if true. but prob aint.

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03-31-2008 , 02:50 PM

#257

slipp3ry1

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bump for a classic

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03-31-2008 , 03:37 PM

#258

SoUnreal

Pooh-Bah

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omg thank you so much for bumping this, this made my day. pure gold imo. some of the wittiest bbv comments ever written.

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03-31-2008 , 03:44 PM

#259

1o BoY

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Originally Posted by ama0330

Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

Gold!

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03-31-2008 , 03:49 PM

#260

PattyPawn

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Originally Posted by pokergrader

Sounds like a true story.

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Originally Posted by johnnycakes

Best part. Putting getting "analed" and "yelled at" on the same level of unpleasantness. LOL.

"I swear to God, I will KILL YOU. And I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN."

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololol

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03-31-2008 , 04:11 PM

#261

HollywoodMatt

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03-31-2008 , 04:44 PM

#262

Evoken

2014 Golden Loco

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,302

Damn, this is just what we needed in the wake of that douche who got beat up or that other pussy thread about his homegame being rigged. 2p2 stop being pussies, learn from this guy, LDO.

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03-31-2008 , 05:11 PM

#263

AnUndoneHalo89

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 663

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghostbeef

villian hit his gutshot imo

nh...every few months i reread this thread

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03-31-2008 , 06:11 PM

#264

slipp3ry1

banned

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my fav comment is "stab preflop imo"

that one cracks me up

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03-31-2008 , 06:29 PM

#265

Mr.Bigs

centurion

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this thread puts me off tilt immediately. i love it.

way to represent chicago chodezilla.

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03-31-2008 , 07:09 PM

#266

shortstacking4life

journeyman

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i wish this was on youtube somewhere

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03-31-2008 , 07:47 PM

#267

krmont22

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epic post. very solid.

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03-31-2008 , 08:23 PM

#268

haxon

centurion

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I miss the show all button

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03-31-2008 , 09:42 PM

#269

Metellus

old hand

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outplayed, imo.

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03-31-2008 , 11:13 PM

#270

ssnyc

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 38,129

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Originally Posted by Andrew Karpinski

LOL it took me way too long to get this.

OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.

pretty punny there andy

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03-31-2008 , 11:37 PM

#271

squints914

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 438

sooo after u stabbed him did u put on your poker face?

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03-31-2008 , 11:43 PM

#272

wutang808

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 202

After that the OP raises preflop 8 hands in a row everyone folds preflop.
Wussies it wasn't even sharp.

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04-01-2008 , 12:28 AM

#273

The Kids

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LEGENDARY OP@@!!!

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04-01-2008 , 01:13 AM

#274

igetbadbeat

old hand

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Originally Posted by cwmizner

if we won 50% of the hands where we were 80% ahead, we'd all be rich, i say if story is true he's a moron, if it's fake, he's brilliant, can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...

Fail, if you won 50% of hands you were 80% ahead you'd be dead broke.