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05-26-2006 , 10:23 AM

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prod_man

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i hope this is true and this thread gets subpoenaed as evidence....i would have a big LOL

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05-26-2006 , 10:44 AM

#27

ama0330

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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

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05-26-2006 , 10:44 AM

#28

Don West

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after some douche calls 911

I particularly liked this part.

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05-26-2006 , 10:48 AM

#29

prod_man

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after some douche calls 911

I particularly liked this part.

I preferred the stabbing myself. to each his own

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05-26-2006 , 10:49 AM

#30

efficacy

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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call

Nice!

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05-26-2006 , 11:02 AM

#31

JCCARL

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What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.

I have to call BS here, just my read. OP posted a beat, brag, and variance with the same story

. Too good to be true.
Regards,
Carl

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05-26-2006 , 11:05 AM

#32

Daniel Magix

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

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05-26-2006 , 11:07 AM

#33

Count Stackula

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u my friend...are one sick MO-FO

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05-26-2006 , 11:07 AM

#34

pecto

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

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05-26-2006 , 11:10 AM

#35

prod_man

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If this story is true, you are a saint.
If this story is fake, you are still A-OK IN MY BOOK!.

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05-26-2006 , 11:10 AM

#36

shant

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If this story is true, LOL.
If this story is fake, heh.

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05-26-2006 , 11:24 AM

#37

Greenfield

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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.

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05-26-2006 , 11:26 AM

#38

prod_man

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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.

I loled so hard at this that my boss yelled at me.

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05-26-2006 , 11:26 AM

#39

Nielsio

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Run it 3 times. What other reason could you have for playing live?

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05-26-2006 , 11:27 AM

#40

snagglepuss

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stab preflop.

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05-26-2006 , 11:46 AM

#41

tomdemaine

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buy a gun preflop.

If a job's worth doing...

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05-26-2006 , 11:52 AM

#42

LearnedfromTV

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

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05-26-2006 , 11:56 AM

#43

Gildwulf

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

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05-26-2006 , 11:57 AM

#44

Greenfield

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

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05-26-2006 , 12:00 PM

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Daniel Magix

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

I 75% agree with 50% of the last 25% of all posts in this thread.

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05-26-2006 , 12:01 PM

#46

tomdemaine

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

I 100% disagree with your agreement but I 75% agree with gild's.

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05-26-2006 , 12:08 PM

#47

Greenfield

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

I 100% disagree with your agreement but I 75% agree with gild's.

I 100% agree to disagree

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05-26-2006 , 12:08 PM

#48

Big Poppa Smurf

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

I 100% disagree with your agreement but I 75% agree with gild's.

60% of the time, I agree with this 100% of the time.

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05-26-2006 , 12:13 PM

#49

LearnedfromTV

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

I agree 100% with this

I 50% agree with this.

I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

I 100% agree

I 100% disagree with your agreement but I 75% agree with gild's.

60% of the time, I agree with this 100% of the time.

What have I done?

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05-26-2006 , 12:19 PM

#50

MustangMarc

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Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?

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