1. The monster limpers don't ever bet/raise pre-flop, flop, turn river - they flat call the absolute nuts and will raise your river bet only if they have the nuts. They will fold preflop if they don't have premium cards (unlike fish who will call with a very wide range).

2. Betting your two pair or boat often ends up with them having a bigger boat or quads or whatever. They don't fish for straights or flushes (unless it's very cheap).

3. Your first clue is them calling a preflop raise (they take an entirely passive approach until you bet the river). Second clue that they have hit the board is them calling a sizable flop bet (you hit two pair -- they've hit a set). 3rd clue is them calling the turn. It doesn't matter how much you bet -- if they're calling, they're calling with the nuts even while you're betting with a good hand (two pair, a set, a boat). So, aside from not betting good hands if they are in the pot, I was looking for a nifty mathematical answers as to how to size bets when they are flat calling. If they are in the hand, do you just never bet unless you have the absolute nuts? If you don't, and they haven't hit the flop, you've just given them a free card to make a set on the turn (they won't fish past the flop if you make a sizable bet).

Oh no. Give me your address and I'll let you know when I'm nearby...

Then this is even easier that the previous example.

Premium hands come around what-every 2-3 orbits?
You play your hands normally and prolly way looser than you would since you can steal their blinds relentlessly,and once the premium comes and they decide to finally play-you just fold almost everything or get in really cheap(since theyre limping this aint gonna be a problem) and try to make the nuts or close to it.

^Confirmed OP. She Even put "No" on the sign just to prove it's her.

that's a man baby.

i have trouble following this thread

nifty mathematical answer: pot/3.5

This is BBV Queen...do you want real strategy from us?


ps...I would make you a sandwich just to be in your awesome unicorn presence

hahaha... it's BBV, so naturally the goal is only to make heads explode.

I think I'm failing.


:-(

your failure itt could not be more obvious. the fact that you are not 100% sure of that is very telling

[ ] I really care

The way you post in this forum, makes me believe you do not get much attention from the male population. Maybe save the lipstick for yourself.

Womens are just a hole, they are not very smart. We do our bussines and then we throw them like a piece of paper.

I think he mistook his inflatadate for a woman...

at least he can blow her up all the way without stopping to catch his breath five times

I'm not in the mood today. I have a headache.

said every attention whore in the world

awww do you have a headache? AWWWWW

get away, ur gunna attract bears

lol bbv gold

As opposed to the chihuahuas nipping at my ankles in this thread?

harrumph.

fyp

pls posters let this thread die