I played terrible today. (+ chance to make $$$) - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

So I played 2 hands today really bad, and I am pretty frustrated right now. SOMEONE CHEER ME UP FOR $10 on stars.

Misplayed hand #1
UltimateBet $10.00/$25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $8255.50
BB: $2678.00

Pre Flop:
BTN/SB raises to $75, BB raises to $300, BTN/SB calls $225

Flop: ($600.00) 2

(2 players)
BB bets $400, BTN/SB calls $400

Turn: ($1400.00) 4

(2 players)
BB bets $1978 all in, BTN/SB calls $1978

River: ($5356.00) 5

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:

Misplayed hand #2
UltimateBet $10.00/$25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $4949.50
BB: $3496.00

Pre Flop:
BTN/SB raises to $75, BB calls $50

Flop: ($150.00) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, BTN/SB bets $110, BB calls $110

Turn: ($370.00) 6

(2 players)
BB bets $300, BTN/SB calls $300

River: ($970.00) 3

(2 players)
BB bets $740, BTN/SB raises to $3190, BB calls $2271 all in

Spoiler:

I pulled a reef here I basically knew he had 75 but called to feel sorry for myself and out of frustration.

Expect snake back at 1/2nl pretty soon,

Last edited by snakekilla88; 12-12-2007 at 11:12 AM.

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12-12-2007 , 11:13 AM

ipokeder

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hand 2 would be a pretty insane fold, i don't see why you think a call is bad

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12-12-2007 , 11:17 AM

pennpal

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12-12-2007 , 11:17 AM

snakekilla88

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ipokeder- I really felt like he is only goign to show me 57 and wont be bluffing enough, and I basically timed it down to the last second then ignored my gut feeling. Just one of those cases, I wish I ignored my instinct to just click call. But thanks, I guess it is a tough fold so you are already making me feel better. For now you are my first canidate to win the $10 on stars.

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pennpal- lololol awesome.

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12-12-2007 , 11:17 AM

pennpal

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12-12-2007 , 11:19 AM

EWS87

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google images of snake killer ftw

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12-12-2007 , 11:23 AM

SuperSnort

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at least you are not a cat in a hat

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12-12-2007 , 11:24 AM

ursine cotcher

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12-12-2007 , 11:25 AM

EWS87

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that black guy pic is pretty sickkk...u can tell its real due to his eyes and the tears falling from them

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12-12-2007 , 11:27 AM

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ipokeder

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it's obviously photoshopped

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12-12-2007 , 11:36 AM

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ursine cotcher

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Originally Posted by ipokeder

it's obviously photoshopped

The fellow pictured here, Manoharan, 30, is known as Snake Manu, and has been doing this thing for 12 years, taking snakes up his nose, then pulling them out through his mouth. He's done this with several kinds of snakes, including some over three feet (I don't even want to know the diameters) and he's hoping to set a Guinness world record soon by taking two snakes through the same nostril.

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12-12-2007 , 11:36 AM

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daca

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hahaha pennpal. fat girl in the backgrund almost crying is awesome.

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12-12-2007 , 11:38 AM

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grando

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lol at the picture progression with the dog

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12-12-2007 , 11:39 AM

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EWS87

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Originally Posted by pennpal

id bang the second one and maybeeeee the 4th..and probably the 5th imo

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12-12-2007 , 11:48 AM

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kickpushcoast

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Originally Posted by EWS87

id bang the second one and maybeeeee the 4th..and probably the 5th imo

if someone doesnt think the 2nd one is by far the best they should just join the klan now and get it over with

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12-12-2007 , 11:49 AM

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markdeeznutz

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post that pic of those young girls at a slumber party with crazy lookin black guy in the background

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12-12-2007 , 11:49 AM

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aditya

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Originally Posted by EWS87

id bang the second one and maybeeeee the 4th..and probably the 5th imo

wow, I really hope your going from right to left when you say you'll bang the 5th girl.

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12-12-2007 , 11:52 AM

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aditya

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Originally Posted by pennpal

2-1-4-3-5 imo.

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12-12-2007 , 11:53 AM

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idontlikeyou

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2nd girl is the nuts imo

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12-12-2007 , 11:56 AM

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EWS87

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Originally Posted by aditya

wow, I really hope your going from right to left when you say you'll bang the 5th girl.

lol i was joking

the 2nd one is the class of that pic imo...if i had to chose between her or a 4some with the other 3...id pick her and its not very close

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12-12-2007 , 11:56 AM

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Dsquarednl

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Preflop fold imo.

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12-12-2007 , 11:56 AM

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EWS87

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also ship me the $10 for the dog pics imo

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12-12-2007 , 11:57 AM

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dlorc

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Originally Posted by aditya

2-1-4-3-5 imo.

Face on 4 is pretty bad imo, rather have a cuter face and nicer boobs on 3 than the bod on 4.

2-1-3-4-5

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12-12-2007 , 12:16 PM

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dlorc

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12-12-2007 , 12:17 PM

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HoLLLLLaments

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love the way people are saying id bang number 2 and maybe number 4 etc. every1 here would bang all of them except for fatty. stop acting like you are sleeping with models on a nightly basis.

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