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01-21-2012 , 10:16 PM

#51

Primosten

centurion

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Any pics of clitoris yet?

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01-21-2012 , 10:48 PM

#52

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

pics of boobs ffs

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01-22-2012 , 10:33 AM

#53

Wild Bill Hickok

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 657

no sign of the piss flaps yet ?

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01-22-2012 , 10:44 AM

#54

ggnoobs

adept

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 982

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Originally Posted by LamboMurc12

A deal is a deal OP

hahahaha genius

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01-22-2012 , 11:36 AM

#55

johnzimbo

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,738

Any forward motion with the clit... it goes into the pot

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01-22-2012 , 11:36 AM

#56

gorvnice

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 562

Least female sounding OP ever. If OP is a chick then I'll show 2+2 MY clitoris, which will be hard with my balls being in the way and all.

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01-22-2012 , 11:41 AM

#57

smoothmove

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 105

there are no women on the internets

/closed

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01-22-2012 , 11:48 AM

#58

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

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Originally Posted by gorvnice

Least female sounding OP ever. If OP is a chick then I'll show 2+2 MY clitoris, which will be hard with my balls being in the way and all.

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01-22-2012 , 12:26 PM

#59

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

I bet it was this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

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01-23-2012 , 04:17 AM

#60

BustedTurdCutrr

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 394

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Originally Posted by gorvnice

If OP is a chick then I'll show 2+2 MY clitoris, which will be hard with my balls being in the way and all.

Keep grinding you will get enough money to get the second surgery soon.

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01-23-2012 , 05:08 AM

#61

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

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Originally Posted by smoothmove

there are no women on the internets

/closed

this

its a myth

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01-23-2012 , 06:00 AM

#62

kutty

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,482

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Originally Posted by LaJaloper

WOW!

So Im in the casino playing omaha and I had the nuts and this guy I was in the pot with says to me "listen if I move all in can I ask you one question and if it's reasonable, will you do it?" So Im thinking is this guy serious so I chuckle and say "absolutely".

He shoves all in and I win the pot. At first he doesnt show his cards and is just about to muck them when a few people say "dude what did you have that was $1000 pot". He flips over complete garbage 2233 double suited and the board read 889105 with a flush out there. I flipped over 88910 for quads. Im thinking wtf he must be hammered.

He says "well hunny I want to see your clitoris right here right now". Im a bit shocked and a couple of people start sayihng things like "dude are you ****ing ******ed get the **** out of here" etc etc. Dealer calls pit boss over and pit boss throws him out of the casino and told him he was life banned.

****in idiot

but if I was drunk enough I might have showed him my mufferoni. Hey ive slept with someone for less money!

HAHAHAHAHA
This is the most baller thing I have ever read

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01-23-2012 , 11:44 AM

#63

tmckendry

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,201

"I can't show you my clit, I got the nuts"

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01-23-2012 , 10:20 PM

#64

1234567

banned

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 532

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Originally Posted by tmckendry

"I can't show you my clit, I got the nuts"

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01-24-2012 , 06:06 PM

#65

LaJaloper

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 123

pics of my clitoris?

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01-24-2012 , 06:36 PM

#66

Alficor1

veteran

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01-24-2012 , 06:47 PM

#67

canoodles

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 7,017

"But don't you see how oppressed we are at the poker table..?"

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01-24-2012 , 06:59 PM

#68

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

lol clitorisaments

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01-24-2012 , 09:11 PM

#69

Kittens

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,016

Would have been better if you showed him your boat

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01-24-2012 , 09:35 PM

#70

auralex14

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,914

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Originally Posted by Kittens

Would have been better if you showed him your boat

I don't get it

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01-24-2012 , 09:39 PM

#71

Buster Hyman

newbie

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 36

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Originally Posted by auralex14

I don't get it

Little man in the boat.

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01-25-2012 , 03:42 AM

#72

Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

Lock and ban for scamming.

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01-25-2012 , 03:47 PM

#73

yelnatsho

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 407

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Originally Posted by johnzimbo

Any forward motion with the clit... it goes into the pot

That is quite a funny post. I did laugh a lot.

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01-25-2012 , 04:09 PM

#74

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,510

[ ] wow
[ ] clit itt
[x] not amused.

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01-25-2012 , 04:38 PM

#75

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

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Originally Posted by yelnatsho

That is quite a funny post. I did laugh a lot.

did you sit there and laugh so hard you fell off you chair? Because I didnt.

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