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03-17-2018 , 05:38 PM

#51

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

No, for crack

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03-17-2018 , 05:40 PM

#52

H0RUS

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Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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03-17-2018 , 05:45 PM

#53

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

#cull24our

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03-17-2018 , 10:14 PM

#54

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

I want to apologize to TheGodson,

I had sexual intercouse with his mom and I busted my load but I didn't pay her at all even though I was supposed to. For this I am sorry.

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03-18-2018 , 10:51 PM

#55

TheGodson

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Originally Posted by Kelvis

I want to apologize to TheGodson,

I had sexual intercouse with his mom and I busted my load but I didn't pay her at all even though I was supposed to. For this I am sorry.

Sorry Kelvis, that was a decoy. What you didn't know was that once you went to the bathroom I replaced my mother with your mother. Only your mother had duct tape to her mouth and a mask that looked like my mom. She was also chained to the bed so she couldn't escape/remove the tape/remove the mask.

I'm sorry to say, but it was your mother that you ****ed. You heard moaning, but it was your own mother trying to plea for you to stop. Too bad you didn't know until now.

In hindsight I feel bad about doing this. After all your mother was an innocent party in the act. What can I say though. Desperate times call for desperate measures. You thought you were one step ahead when you were really two steps behind.

Never mess with...

...TheGodson

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03-19-2018 , 01:28 AM

#56

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. Morphismus needs to cum in here and clean things up.

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03-19-2018 , 04:47 PM

#57

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by TheGodson

You assume I went to the bathroom before I violated her. You are mistaken. Also the stench from her reproductive parts made me put it in her mouth so she couldn't have been gagged.

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03-19-2018 , 06:05 PM

#58

AlwaysFolding

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Obviously you couldn't gag her by putting it in her mouth, cause ya junk about 3.50 centimeters

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03-19-2018 , 06:13 PM

#59

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

Did your mom tell you how big it was? Told her to keep it quiet.

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03-20-2018 , 12:12 AM

#60

TheGodson

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I think you are mistaken with the order of events and also what happened. Perhaps the stench you smelled was the repulsiveness that you are biologically programmed to keep you away from having relations with family members. Either way you are changing your story to only putting it in her mouth rather than actually doing it with her. So you either were lying then or are lying now. I think the truth that you did it with your own mother is to painful for you to accept.

tl;dr Kelvis you had sexual relations with your mom. Deal with it.

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03-20-2018 , 12:14 AM

#61

rigdam3nti0n

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 327

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Originally Posted by TheGodson

Deep down it isn't about money. You know what? Poker is a game about building character and learning. Developing yourself. Poker allows you to shape yourself into a whole different mindset and opens doors to many possibilities.

OP, some of the players you are playing against are quite tough. Others will be fish. It is all a great circle of life and we can all be a part of it.

I've had visions of the entire poker money flow environment. I can see it in my head now. All the beauty of it is almost impossible to bear. But I still do bear it somehow.

Poker players may be mean to one another, but deep down we are all holding hands singing Kumbaya. It isn't about the money. It never was amount the money. It is about the challenge and how we can grow from it as individuals.

To make everyone understand this statement I am going to burn my money. I'm going to burn it all, because money doesn't make one happy. It is only an illusion. Everyday I will burn more and more money. I will earn more money just so that I can watch it burn. Will I change the world? Probably not on a large scale, but will I change the world for each of those specific dollars? You betcha.

Sounds like you're losing your passion for poker. I think you need to pick one talent and become the best version of that. Are you really doing everything you can to be the best?