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Old 02-11-2018, 10:03 PM   #1
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I mean where do these players get off

Buddy is opening every single hand like 15x he goes 25x i have queens shove for 200bbs he snap calls with k5 off and of course hits the turn! How can you win with these maniacs getting lucky day in and out
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:12 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:22 PM   #3
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start more threads op
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:52 PM   #4
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who bumped the last aids fred from dis op? i smell gimmick
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:53 PM   #5
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Every single pot thats 1000+ and im a massive favourite I always lose I mean how is this even possible? These people just shove with their eyes closed. Fwiw I'm desperately trying to move away from ever getting big stacks in with big pairs. But I just KNEW this guy was so weak. I guess we live and we learn.

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Old 02-11-2018, 11:29 PM   #6
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who bumped the last aids fred from dis op? i smell gimmick
He bumped it himself
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Old 02-12-2018, 12:07 AM   #7
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i should stop reading these
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Old 02-12-2018, 12:57 AM   #8
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i should stop reading these
My friend, that would be a very unwise decision.
I plan to solve variance one bad beat at a time.
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Old 02-12-2018, 01:48 AM   #9
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Your style seems familiar I remember it from way back. You are clearly Briro gimmick account and need to get banned.
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Old 02-12-2018, 03:08 AM   #10
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These players get off on your mother obv.
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Old 02-12-2018, 03:09 AM   #11
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i smell gimmick
That's not gimmick you're smelling. It's just the OP.
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Old 02-12-2018, 03:25 AM   #12
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uhhhh is this related? lmao
https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comme...q5&sh=53fd5ee0
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Old 02-12-2018, 11:14 AM   #13
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yes except multiply the pot by 15x
All in pre not on flop
He was unsuited which lowers equity even more ~4%
I mean sure in theory I love the call to my raise, but given how infrequently we find ourselves in this situation (10 times a year) and have lost everytime it's not been profitable.

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Old 02-13-2018, 02:23 AM   #14
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Maybe you should move up to 5nl.
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:37 AM   #15
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They "get off" on beating their meat at pictures of your mum
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:34 AM   #16
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They enjoy taking my money which is pried from the grip of my cold dead hands and giving it to every one else like a centralised welfare system.
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:14 AM   #17
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That's enough internet for you OP. I'm calling the internet police
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:35 AM   #18
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That's enough internet for you OP. I'm calling the internet police
Yeah well I'm calling the Hauge and having them arrest you for international crimes of trolling people on the internet all day...you're better than that.
Maybe one day you will look back and realize.

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Old 02-14-2018, 11:56 AM   #19
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Don't they have dominatrixes where you live? Can't you take that up as a hobby instead of poker?

You'd get the abuse you obviously crave, it would be cheaper for you, you won't be endlessly annoying other players in your little one-cent tournaments with your bad-beat whining, the rest of us can imagine you being physically beaten and wouldn't have to read your terrible posts, the dominatrix picks up a new long-term client...wins all around.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:05 PM   #20
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Don't they have dominatrixes where you live? Can't you take that up as a hobby instead of poker?

You'd get the abuse you obviously crave, it would be cheaper for you, you won't be endlessly annoying other players in your little one-cent tournaments with your bad-beat whining, the rest of us can imagine you being physically beaten and wouldn't have to read your terrible posts, the dominatrix picks up a new long-term client...wins all around.
I haven't failed 300 times I have simply found different strategies that are unsuccessful thus far in attaining my goals. the squeaky wheel gets the oil. You have quite an imagination dominatrixes smh lol. I ain't trying to have someone whip my beautiful balls.

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Old 02-14-2018, 12:09 PM   #21
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That's what you get for 3betting 8x fishbowl
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:18 PM   #22
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Re: I mean where do these players get off

You play a game where you do nothing but lose, then whine about on a message board wherewhere you are universally hated.

If you haven’t considered hiring a dominatrix it’s just because of dumb laziness.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:40 PM   #23
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your loser friend will be jerking off to this video.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:47 PM   #24
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You play a game where you do nothing but lose, then whine about on a message board wherewhere you are universally hated.

If you haven’t considered hiring a dominatrix it’s just because of dumb laziness.
Hey genius why would I post my winning hands in a forum for bad beats and variance? I tried to post in NL Live Low Stakes and the mods sent me here. I don't like you either.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:54 PM   #25
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Why would you post anything anywhere?

I offered a universally beneficial suggestion, and you once again showed your poor decision-making capabilities.
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