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07-26-2020 , 07:04 PM

#1

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

Just ****ing kidding this game blows.

Had the bright idea to put extra money into online poker, slept 10 hours so I would be focused, pissed before, downloaded pokertracker trial, was ready to **** on some noobs.

Roll on table obviously, 4 hands in allin on turn, QQ villain has TT, you already know what the river was. RIP in peace 100 euros.

Next time I will just hire a prostitute, it will last more than 3 minutes.

**** this trash ass game.

Posted it on poker goals by mistake, those idiots don't even have the balls to delete it, feels good being strong and athletic

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07-26-2020 , 09:04 PM

#2

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-26-2020 , 10:31 PM

#3

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-27-2020 , 12:08 AM

#4

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-27-2020 , 01:28 AM

#5

persianpunisher

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Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 2,818

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Originally Posted by AlmostShark

feels good being strong and athletic

pics or it didn't happen

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07-27-2020 , 01:44 AM

#6

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-27-2020 , 04:48 AM

#7

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Strange. Your QQ should have held up. :almostidiot:

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07-27-2020 , 04:54 AM

#8

Sheep86

I love poker!!

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-28-2020 , 01:46 AM

#9

meekrab

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,784

Strange. Your QQ should have held up.

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07-28-2020 , 07:56 AM

#10

maddoq

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 110

Strange QQ should have held you up.

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07-28-2020 , 01:32 PM

#11

M0N60L

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 150

Pussy.

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07-28-2020 , 05:59 PM

#12

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

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08-04-2020 , 05:59 AM

#13

GSV

banned

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 514

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Originally Posted by AlmostShark

Next time I will just hire a prostitute, it will last more than 3 minutes.

u sure about that?

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08-14-2020 , 12:09 AM

#14

Balconeri

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 176

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Originally Posted by AlmostShark

feels good being strong and athletic

But are you taking cold water showers? Meditating?
Can't fully win in game if you only half win in life.

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08-14-2020 , 10:23 AM

#15

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,296

I love ur mom!!
Just ****ing kidding this woman blows.

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