I don't have a hand converter, and I'm not a great story teller

First blood of tourney was like 3 people going all in with 2 side pots.
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd Qd 4s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
loser - Shows [Ah Jc] (One pair, fours)
Victim - Shows [3s Ad] (One pair, fours)
side pots winner - Shows [7d 7c] (Two Pair, sevens and fours)
Me, main pot winner - Shows [Ac 9h] (Two Pair, nines and fours)

Q8o > T9s
Villain goes all in preflop,
*** RIVER *** [9s 4h Jd 10d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9c 10c] (Two Pair, tens and nines)
Me - Shows [Qc 8s] (Straight, eight to queen)

K7o > T9s
I bet and villain raises all in on flop
*** RIVER *** [2s Kc 9h Qd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9s 10s] (One pair, nines)
Me - Shows [Kd 7c] (One pair, kings)

The very next hand I eliminate someone with T9s against their A8 suited. I push them all in on the river, (I flopped a flush, they flopped 2 pair)

K5o > TT
Villain goes all in preflop
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 4s 2s] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [10h 10c] (One pair, tens)
Me - Shows [5c Kh] (One pair, kings)

Now I'm in the money

Q4o > JJ
Villain goes all in on the flop
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d Ad 7d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [Jh Js] (Three of a kind, jacks)
Me - Shows [Qd 4h] (Flush, ace high)



I mean, this brag post isn't really epic at all. All I know is that on Absolute donking is profitable.

This is a pretty awful start to a post.

Did you think this thread was good when you posted it?

ROFL, thread saved.

sweet, how many play chips did u win?

i don't really have anything to say but i want to get my postcount up so, err, nice? i guess thats kind kl if pretty ****ing incomprehensible

Hahaha omg, keep em coming Tapow Dayok!!

Thread went from 2/10 to 9/10!!!

I knew sngs had got more competitive, but really, the donks are killing each other to win now?

My eyes are bleeding profusely

A+++

One of the best i have seen my friend.

[X] OP aka Mr. Variance

epic win!

TYVM

True story

It was 5something AM on a Friday morning, and you ask me about THINKING?!


But seriously, awesome thread savers. Except Q4>JJ, but close enough. I appreciate all the art work. I really do.

tbh I was playing with like 90% of my bankroll for the buyin

Let me guess... You killed 7 people in a 9 person SNG... But the 8th guy killed you and won the tourney?

no, I won: flopped a set of Kings and had him stacked a few times over and pushed him all in and won. It wasn't a donkey hand so I didn't include it in the first post.

Someone else was eliminated by someone other than me early on.

I only got 1 pocket pair this tourney, 5s, where everyone folded my pre flop raise. No AK either. I was getting bad cards all game.

[ ] OP is good at poker
[X] OP is good at sucking out

Please do more of this type of lo-fi photoshop thing to threads in the future. I skipped the OP and still lol'd for about 5 minutes. I was imagining your first image the moment I saw the thread title.

images are win

obviously didn't read OP