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Old 10-30-2009, 05:39 AM   #1
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I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG

I don't have a hand converter, and I'm not a great story teller

First blood of tourney was like 3 people going all in with 2 side pots.
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd Qd 4s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
loser - Shows [Ah Jc] (One pair, fours)
Victim - Shows [3s Ad] (One pair, fours)
side pots winner - Shows [7d 7c] (Two Pair, sevens and fours)
Me, main pot winner - Shows [Ac 9h] (Two Pair, nines and fours)

Q8o > T9s
Villain goes all in preflop,
*** RIVER *** [9s 4h Jd 10d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9c 10c] (Two Pair, tens and nines)
Me - Shows [Qc 8s] (Straight, eight to queen)

K7o > T9s
I bet and villain raises all in on flop
*** RIVER *** [2s Kc 9h Qd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9s 10s] (One pair, nines)
Me - Shows [Kd 7c] (One pair, kings)

The very next hand I eliminate someone with T9s against their A8 suited. I push them all in on the river, (I flopped a flush, they flopped 2 pair)

K5o > TT
Villain goes all in preflop
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 4s 2s] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [10h 10c] (One pair, tens)
Me - Shows [5c Kh] (One pair, kings)

Now I'm in the money

Q4o > JJ
Villain goes all in on the flop
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d Ad 7d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [Jh Js] (Three of a kind, jacks)
Me - Shows [Qd 4h] (Flush, ace high)



I mean, this brag post isn't really epic at all. All I know is that on Absolute donking is profitable.

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Old 10-30-2009, 05:49 AM   #2
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I don't have a hand converter, and I'm not a great story teller
This is a pretty awful start to a post.
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:53 AM   #3
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Did you think this thread was good when you posted it?
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:55 AM   #4
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:56 AM   #5
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:57 AM   #6
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sweet, how many play chips did u win?
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:58 AM   #7
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i don't really have anything to say but i want to get my postcount up so, err, nice? i guess thats kind kl if pretty ****ing incomprehensible
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:05 AM   #8
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:10 AM   #9
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:13 AM   #10
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Hahaha omg, keep em coming Tapow Dayok!!

Thread went from 2/10 to 9/10!!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:15 AM   #11
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I knew sngs had got more competitive, but really, the donks are killing each other to win now?
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:22 AM   #12
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My eyes are bleeding profusely
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:22 AM   #13
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:24 AM   #14
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One of the best i have seen my friend.
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:29 AM   #15
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[X] OP aka Mr. Variance
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:31 AM   #16
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:42 AM   #18
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:46 AM   #19
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This is a pretty awful start to a post.
True story

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Did you think this thread was good when you posted it?
It was 5something AM on a Friday morning, and you ask me about THINKING?!


But seriously, awesome thread savers. Except Q4>JJ, but close enough. I appreciate all the art work. I really do.
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:49 AM   #20
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sweet, how many play chips did u win?
tbh I was playing with like 90% of my bankroll for the buyin
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:55 AM   #21
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG

Let me guess... You killed 7 people in a 9 person SNG... But the 8th guy killed you and won the tourney?
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:00 AM   #22
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Let me guess... You killed 7 people in a 9 person SNG... But the 8th guy killed you and won the tourney?
no, I won: flopped a set of Kings and had him stacked a few times over and pushed him all in and won. It wasn't a donkey hand so I didn't include it in the first post.

Someone else was eliminated by someone other than me early on.

I only got 1 pocket pair this tourney, 5s, where everyone folded my pre flop raise. No AK either. I was getting bad cards all game.
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:53 AM   #23
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG

[ ] OP is good at poker
[X] OP is good at sucking out
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:05 AM   #24
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Please do more of this type of lo-fi photoshop thing to threads in the future. I skipped the OP and still lol'd for about 5 minutes. I was imagining your first image the moment I saw the thread title.
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:07 AM   #25
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images are win

obviously didn't read OP
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