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I just Jeff'd some guy HARDCORE I just Jeff'd some guy HARDCORE

12-23-2008 , 05:11 PM
Okay, a lil bit of an intro...

My buddy Jeff was playing in the WSOP and he sat there forever... card dead the entire time. So here's the hand that happens:

Jeff in CO: J8s
Other guy on button: ??

folded to jeff who makes it 3bb out of his remaining 10.
Button calls, blinds fold.

Flop: 9 10 2

Jeff thinks for about 5 seconds and then shoves for his remaining 7bb.

Button guy thinks for about 2 minutes... so long the tournament director comes over prepared to muck his hand when the guy finally annouces "Okay, you've sat there for long enough bud, I'll double you up"

Other guy: JQ

So... because he not only has jeff kickered with his non-hand, he has ALL the draws cut off except the queen... which there are only 3 remaining...

When ever this happens I call it getting Jeff'd (he hates that I use his name for beat terminology hahahahahah)... absolutely crushed on a flop that you thought you had some big draws on and I just did this to some guy in a SnG...

So... I'm playing on this donktastic table where everyone is all in the second there's a draw and Isolation is the name of the game.

I get KQ blinds are 200/400 on a 1 table stars SNG

ON THE BUBBLE OF ALL PLACES LOL

Me in CO: t5000 K Q
Button: t3000 ??

I'm first to act, I fire 3xbb to 1200 and the button calls the other two fold. So... I'm a bit puzzled here, but after thinking about it for 2 seconds I've determined he probably has a pocket pair and im hoping for big cards.

Flop: J A 4

So... then I'm thinking k... if he hit his 4 he'll check behind me so I fire the turn cuz he's a tricky player... if he bets here, he probably missed or just has an underpair.

So I check and he thinks for 5 seconds before shoving all in.........

Instantly I was like... WELL WTF!!!! HOW THE F***... Okay, well... I haven't shown any loose calls so it's time to fire one. I've got the gutshot 10 and probably QK for backup...

I call, he has QT!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA SO SICK

oh yeah... i hold up unimproved as well, that's the beauty hahahaha

Last edited by Kuval; 12-23-2008 at 05:19 PM.
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12-23-2008 , 05:13 PM
You suck as a player.
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12-23-2008 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Influcted
You suck as a player.
your aunt and her sister (your mom) say the same thing to me every night... (yo momma jokes are old... but yo AUNTIE jokes are IN STIZZYLE)
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12-23-2008 , 05:16 PM
class act reading abilities there
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12-23-2008 , 05:37 PM
jesus
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12-23-2008 , 05:38 PM
[x] fail'd
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12-23-2008 , 05:46 PM
7 is an out for J8 on 9T2 imo
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12-23-2008 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by evilempire
7 is an out for J8 on 9T2 imo
yea? and? He thought he was open ended but it ends up he was pretty much gutshot and can't even hit a pair (except an unlikely jack) to take it...
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12-23-2008 , 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Kuval
So... because he not only has jeff kickered with his non-hand, he has ALL the draws cut off except the queen... which there are only 3 remaining...
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12-23-2008 , 05:57 PM
well... i didnt mean for it to read that the guy was drawing dead... just that he was drawing slim

MY BAD DOG
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12-23-2008 , 05:58 PM
fail
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12-23-2008 , 06:04 PM
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12-23-2008 , 06:12 PM
wtf is this
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12-23-2008 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by donttiltboy
wtf is this
i know, right
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12-23-2008 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by donttiltboy
wtf is this
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Originally Posted by Kuval
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12-23-2008 , 06:17 PM
failed miserably
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12-23-2008 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kuval
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12-23-2008 , 06:20 PM
so this is what its like being inside a fishes mind

btw shove preflop
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12-23-2008 , 06:23 PM
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12-23-2008 , 06:59 PM
Your buddy Jeff had 7 outs, not 3.
Four 7s and Three Qs.

Your personal situation, however, is a lot better example of what you were trying to show, which I assume is a situation where someone thinks they have more outs than they actually do.
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12-23-2008 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Influcted
You suck as a player.
he sucks at life
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12-23-2008 , 07:59 PM
op please to be sterilizing yourself.
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12-23-2008 , 08:23 PM
learn to post
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12-23-2008 , 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kuval
yea? and? He thought he was open ended but it ends up he was pretty much gutshot and can't even hit a pair (except an unlikely jack) to take it...
How would a jack have taken it?

Please don't post/breed/play anywhere that I'm not playing.
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12-23-2008 , 08:25 PM
OP Jeff'd by all the posters HARDCORE
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