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03-09-2014 , 12:57 AM

fellatio recipient

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Omg I just had the best sex ever

This girl is so hot it is insane. She is 18 with nice small tits and perfect legs and a nice figure. I have fantasized about her ever since the first time I laid eyes on that perfect, unbelievable body.

I got home and she was watering her lawn in a skirt and heels. I went to talk to her and she took it upon herself to tell me she is home alone for the weekend.

I sat down on her couch and next thing I know she is riding me fully clothed in her skirt while she is screaming

I am on cloud nine right now. Ill get some pics of her tomorrow and post them

Omg is this really happening

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03-09-2014 , 12:59 AM

Mold

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Originally Posted by fellatio recipient

Omg is this really happening

probably not

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03-09-2014 , 01:11 AM

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by fellatio recipient

I sat down on her couch and next thing I know she is riding me fully clothed in her skirt while she is screaming

lol, you say how incredibly hot she is and you didn't take her clothes off.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 03-09-2014 at 01:12 AM. Reason: pics never coming

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03-09-2014 , 01:20 AM

wafflehouse1

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If you poke her this can stay. Get it cuz poker? Pics or ban and your main.

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03-09-2014 , 01:28 AM

YappingYoda

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Originally Posted by fellatio recipient

At least try to make it believable the next time you start a thread

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03-09-2014 , 01:40 AM

bingsa

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Originally Posted by fellatio recipient

Omg I just had the best sex ever

This girl is so hot it is insane. She is 18 with nice small tits and perfect legs and a nice figure. I have fantasized about her ever since the first time I laid eyes on that perfect, unbelievable body.

I got home and she was watering her lawn in a skirt and heels. I went to talk to her and she took it upon herself to tell me she is home alone for the weekend.

I sat down on her couch and next thing I know she is riding me fully clothed in her skirt while she is screaming

I am on cloud nine right now. Ill get some pics of her tomorrow and post them

Omg is this really happening

For help?

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03-09-2014 , 01:46 AM

Maybe_memories

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If there's one thing i know, it's sex with 18-20 yr olds. And this.....

Is not how it goes, brah.

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03-09-2014 , 01:53 AM

NUCLEAR_1945

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pic of your cock or ban

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03-09-2014 , 02:31 AM

fellatio recipient

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03-09-2014 , 02:31 AM

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03-09-2014 , 02:32 AM

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03-09-2014 , 02:33 AM

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Omg I cant wait to slam**** her tomorrow. This girl in incredible. Omg you have no idea how good her ***** felt. Am I in heaven?

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03-09-2014 , 02:34 AM

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cznsnowy91

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grats on all your success OP

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03-09-2014 , 02:37 AM

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Maybe_memories

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Sooooo. You're the dog? That would be impressive then. Female on pics is not impressive. Obv pointy elbows...

Oh and a f'ing blonde.

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03-09-2014 , 02:49 AM

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dwiele

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solid 6

i'd hit it, but only if i were really drunk

Last edited by dwiele; 03-09-2014 at 02:49 AM. Reason: cute dog tho

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03-09-2014 , 02:51 AM

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fidstar-poker

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so you're ****ing celebrities now. Well done.

**** off.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 03-09-2014 at 02:52 AM. Reason: well i don't know if Bella Thorne counts as a celebrity, but whatever...

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03-09-2014 , 02:55 AM

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fidstar-poker

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she's also 16. Welcome back Vegas Boy.

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03-09-2014 , 03:09 AM

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Maybe_memories

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

she's also 16.

At least she has a tiny shred of potential then.

In b4 her drinking in clubs at 18, rehab at 20, and "sad" death from drug overdose at 28 after a long night in vegas with miley cyrus-firsthusbandsname-second husbandsname-firstwifesname and the corpse of lindsay lohan.

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03-09-2014 , 04:49 AM

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Hello_World

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OP you're a sad douchebag for putting her on 2+2 like she's some sort of a trophy. I hope she leaves you and ****s another neighbour to tears.

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03-09-2014 , 05:02 AM

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Cyal8rloser

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cliffs:
frauding OP tries to make random ppl on internet believe hes not a virgin by making up story and posting pics of some girl off internet

lol you are beyond pathetic

EAD

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03-09-2014 , 05:40 AM

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TeamTrousers

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pics of lawn?

Last edited by TeamTrousers; 03-09-2014 at 05:40 AM. Reason: wat

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03-09-2014 , 05:58 AM

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Lizard kid

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so Op is lying?

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03-09-2014 , 06:36 AM

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tehdude

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^still unclear

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03-09-2014 , 06:44 AM

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Pixcat

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This Thread is oozing sickness.

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03-09-2014 , 08:38 AM

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ZeckoRiver

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least included pic

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