Got dealt QQ three times. All three times someone else had AA or KK.

Went all in with KK against some mongoloid who called me with J9s. Flop comes Jxx, turn J, and river a J just to ice the [censored] cake.

Got AA four times in a 3 hour session! Whee! Except that ALL FOUR SYPHILITIC ****ING TIMES PEOPLE CALL ME WITH LOWER PAIRS AND FLOP/TURN THEIR [censored] SETS OR FULL LITTLE HOUSES ON THE BUBONIC PLAGUE RIDDEN PRAIRIE

Flopped a straight once. Someone rivered a flush. He then reported me to fulltilt because I typed "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET" into the chatbox.

And just now, in the BB, I got AA AGAIN - and everyone folded round to me.

My first ever 3 buyin downswing. If fulltilt had a pet cat I'd kill it.

what if it winked, hmm?

Die

Horribly

this happens to me like erry day

good call on lotion in the basket though

standard

If all these things happened and you're only down 3 buyins, you are actually running pretty damn good.

You must have been playing for about a week. I poop 3 buy-in DSs.

you have never had a 3 buyin downswing? do you realize that for the majority of all players +-3 buyin days are standard...

I have a bigger penis than him

LOL 3 buyins hahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah!

You should probably stop slowplaying to the river then getting mad that you were beat.

3 buyin downswing, lol.

You have a cat avatar and less than 200 posts for a reason.

Play on Stars?

SN pls

One time i lost a buy in then killed myself.

It sucked...