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Old 10-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #201
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

I just dreamed that i lost my whole bankroll @ railheaven... my girlfriend woke me up because i was shaking..

beat: no joke
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Old 10-24-2008, 06:06 PM   #202
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Old 10-24-2008, 07:37 PM   #203
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

what you guys arent realizing about the odds in this hand is that he already has the peanut butter and jelly to go with a piece of bread. Now there is only one jar of peanut butter and jelly each so he knows that villain cant be drawing to the sandwich, which makes his draw the (pea)nuts.

However with his one piece, there are 23 other pieces of bread left in the loaf that he can hit to complete his sandwich and the 4 outs to draw to a full house.

27 outs*2=54% fav
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:27 AM   #204
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^ yeah obv a huge draw

oh and also if you look very carefully you can see what seems to resemble a piece of bread underneath the burn card, this makes the draw a lock
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:45 AM   #205
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:51 AM   #206
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:09 AM   #207
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the slice of bread in the deck is amazing lol.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:29 PM   #208
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Lol. Everyone at work thinks i'm nuts because of when i read the OP i laughed hysterically and couldn't stop.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:50 PM   #209
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this is pure brilliance. nh
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:14 PM   #210
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:25 PM   #211
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LOL epic
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:58 PM   #212
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Bump for greatness!
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:24 PM   #213
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thank you so much. you made it possible for me to see this gold thread.
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:43 PM   #214
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Just incase someone missed it.
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Old 11-03-2008, 06:10 PM   #215
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hahaha funniest **** ever
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Old 11-03-2008, 06:25 PM   #216
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THIS THREAD IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS
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Old 11-03-2008, 07:03 PM   #217
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:07 AM   #218
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The anticipation of seeing what card is next only to have the backdoor PB&J draw come out makes my day. Great bump btw!
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:41 PM   #219
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Possibly the strongest OP 2+2 has ever seen?

[x] Not getting it for the first sentence or two.
[x] Pissing myself laughing by the end.
[x] Still laughing ten minutes later.

Truly epic.
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:37 PM   #220
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maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!
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Old 11-11-2008, 04:43 PM   #221
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maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!
[x] didn't see the pictures
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:27 AM   #222
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Bump. This thread made me laugh harder than any other thread since braveheart.
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:35 AM   #223
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maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:04 PM   #224
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maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!
seek professional help
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Old 11-18-2008, 04:12 PM   #225
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I should avoid this sh*t at work. I just got fired for laughing at this.
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