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10-23-2008 , 06:57 PM

#201

Bruut99

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,819

I just dreamed that i lost my whole bankroll @ railheaven... my girlfriend woke me up because i was shaking..

beat: no joke

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10-24-2008 , 06:06 PM

#202

Refrain

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 385

looooool

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10-24-2008 , 07:37 PM

#203

Speel Posher

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,355

what you guys arent realizing about the odds in this hand is that he already has the peanut butter and jelly to go with a piece of bread. Now there is only one jar of peanut butter and jelly each so he knows that villain cant be drawing to the sandwich, which makes his draw the (pea)nuts.

However with his one piece, there are 23 other pieces of bread left in the loaf that he can hit to complete his sandwich and the 4 outs to draw to a full house.

27 outs*2=54% fav

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10-29-2008 , 05:27 AM

#204

tiltymcfish0

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,210

^ yeah obv a huge draw

oh and also if you look very carefully you can see what seems to resemble a piece of bread underneath the burn card, this makes the draw a lock

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10-29-2008 , 08:45 AM

#205

HARHARHAR

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33

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Originally Posted by whazup46

HAR HAR HAR

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10-29-2008 , 08:51 AM

#206

Wolitzer

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,515

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Originally Posted by HARHARHAR

HAR HAR HAR

Lol you're pathetic.

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10-29-2008 , 09:09 AM

#207

wet work

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the slice of bread in the deck is amazing lol.

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10-29-2008 , 04:29 PM

#208

Rounder2k8

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 252

Lol. Everyone at work thinks i'm nuts because of when i read the OP i laughed hysterically and couldn't stop.

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10-29-2008 , 04:50 PM

#209

stratocast

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this is pure brilliance. nh

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10-29-2008 , 05:14 PM

#210

Aloysius

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Originally Posted by whazup46

haahahaaha

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10-29-2008 , 05:25 PM

#211

dtat0529

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LOL epic

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11-03-2008 , 02:58 PM

#212

MCdisciple

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Bump for greatness!

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11-03-2008 , 03:24 PM

#213

Youngunpoker

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Originally Posted by MCdisciple

Bump for greatness!

thank you so much. you made it possible for me to see this gold thread.

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11-03-2008 , 03:43 PM

#214

MCdisciple

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 293

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Originally Posted by Youngunpoker

thank you so much. you made it possible for me to see this gold thread.

Just incase someone missed it.

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11-03-2008 , 06:10 PM

#215

tcarr89

adept

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hahaha funniest **** ever

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11-03-2008 , 06:25 PM

#216

relentless19

adept

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,058

THIS THREAD IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS

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11-03-2008 , 07:03 PM

#217

dorado29

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,255

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Originally Posted by whazup46

fkn PB+J miners

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11-04-2008 , 02:07 AM

#218

Truthiness2

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The anticipation of seeing what card is next only to have the backdoor PB&J draw come out makes my day. Great bump btw!

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11-10-2008 , 04:41 PM

#219

completetilt

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 277

Possibly the strongest OP 2+2 has ever seen?

[x] Not getting it for the first sentence or two.
[x] Pissing myself laughing by the end.
[x] Still laughing ten minutes later.

Truly epic.

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11-11-2008 , 01:37 PM

#220

Princeandrew

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maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!

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11-11-2008 , 04:43 PM

#221

railstar

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 158

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Originally Posted by Princeandrew

maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!

[x] didn't see the pictures

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11-18-2008 , 12:27 AM

#222

NYRambler

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 204

Bump. This thread made me laugh harder than any other thread since braveheart.

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11-18-2008 , 12:35 AM

#223

bdol_the_LEGEND

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,619

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Originally Posted by Princeandrew

maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!

G

T

F

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11-18-2008 , 03:04 PM

#224

tiltymcfish0

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,210

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Originally Posted by Princeandrew

maybe im out of my damned mind but this post is the most overrated POS ive ever read. made up this dream to sound cool and funny. BOO THIS MAN!!!

seek professional help

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11-18-2008 , 04:12 PM

#225

zoltan

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21,490

I should avoid this sh*t at work. I just got fired for laughing at this.

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