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Old 06-12-2008, 06:24 AM   #151
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

so unbelievably suprisingly hilarious. short matter of time before i see someone on stars with a piece of bread with pb&j as their avatar. also unreal to think that years down the road i'll laugh when making my kids pb&j's thinking of that amazing ****** picture
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Old 06-12-2008, 06:39 AM   #152
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Can someone get Whazup46 a mother****ing mod ASAP...thank you for this bump, I wasn't around for this but that picture had me in tears...I woke my brother up laughing so hard and it's 5:00 AM.
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Old 06-12-2008, 06:46 AM   #153
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hahaha good story!
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:41 AM   #154
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im going to email stars and allow another avatar change so i can make pic my avatar
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:48 AM   #155
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

wow that's a good story

[x] funny

But lets see he got 6 outs + the piece of bread. How many of those are usually in the deck if he really is a favourite there should be like 19+ slices of bread in the deck - that's amassive draw imo.

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Old 06-12-2008, 08:53 AM   #156
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

what makes that last picture so funny is the huge ****ing slice of bread that is about to be the river
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Old 06-12-2008, 06:24 PM   #157
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:01 AM   #158
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:09 AM   #159
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:31 AM   #160
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omg bump- added pic as new desktop and LOL everytime i minimise apps!

this is great!
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:14 PM   #161
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #162
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i dream about hot chicks, you dream about poker and peanut butter, do you get morning wood?
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:05 PM   #163
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This thread just decided what's for lunch.
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:04 PM   #164
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What happened to the money!!?

good thread
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:39 PM   #165
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:47 PM   #166
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Its funny coz he is OBV a fav coz he can see that the next f**kin card is a slice of bread !!
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:52 PM   #167
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I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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So awesome, crying here.
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:59 PM   #168
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Obvioulsy q9 called the all in and new he was a favorite.. The card under the burn card is clearly marked!! ch33tz
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:17 PM   #169
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Even if SB's range is only Q9+PBJ, we still have odds to call.

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Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 40.754% 32.84% 26.91% 8435652 6911839.50 { Q9s+PBJ, Q9o+PBJ }
Hand 1: 59.246% 13.34% 26.91% 3425229 6911839.50 { JcTh }
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:30 PM   #170
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Didn't you read the OP? Q9+PBJ is a 54.62% favorite on the turn.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:36 PM   #171
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bump.

This thread wins the entire interwebs.
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:51 PM   #172
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:01 PM   #173
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first real laugh out of me from this forum, gj
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:12 PM   #174
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I cried.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:23 PM   #175
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[X] One of the ten least busto BBV threads ever.

I have to stop reading BBV at work. The laughter coming from my cue is a dead reliable tell that I'm not working.
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