I just had a dream about poker - Page 7 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

so unbelievably suprisingly hilarious. short matter of time before i see someone on stars with a piece of bread with pb&j as their avatar. also unreal to think that years down the road i'll laugh when making my kids pb&j's thinking of that amazing ****** picture

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06-12-2008 , 06:39 AM

#152

-3Zero3-

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Can someone get Whazup46 a mother****ing mod ASAP...thank you for this bump, I wasn't around for this but that picture had me in tears...I woke my brother up laughing so hard and it's 5:00 AM.

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06-12-2008 , 06:46 AM

#153

LivinOnSkill

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hahaha good story!

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06-12-2008 , 07:41 AM

#154

SmokeyQ123

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im going to email stars and allow another avatar change so i can make pic my avatar

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06-12-2008 , 07:48 AM

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BurningSquirrel

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wow that's a good story

[x] funny

But lets see he got 6 outs + the piece of bread. How many of those are usually in the deck if he really is a favourite there should be like 19+ slices of bread in the deck - that's amassive draw imo.

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06-12-2008 , 08:53 AM

#156

kylephilly

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what makes that last picture so funny is the huge ****ing slice of bread that is about to be the river

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06-12-2008 , 06:24 PM

#157

BurningSquirrel

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[bump] bump

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07-02-2008 , 06:01 AM

#158

YanP

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Bump!

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07-02-2008 , 06:09 AM

#159

Larry David

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Originally Posted by whazup46

OMFG LOLSAOFNSDOBGIOSDBGPOSDBGIOPSDBGopSIDbg

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07-10-2008 , 10:31 AM

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Alex0r

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omg bump- added pic as new desktop and LOL everytime i minimise apps!

this is great!

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07-10-2008 , 01:14 PM

#161

SwEnough

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Originally Posted by Post2Learn

Omg I love this thread

Your avatar is sick. Who is she?

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07-10-2008 , 01:24 PM

#162

tomofo

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i dream about hot chicks, you dream about poker and peanut butter, do you get morning wood?

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07-10-2008 , 05:05 PM

#163

fehs

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This thread just decided what's for lunch.

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07-13-2008 , 05:04 PM

#164

Sailboats

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What happened to the money!!?

good thread

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07-13-2008 , 05:39 PM

#165

Imbaces

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epic thread

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07-13-2008 , 05:47 PM

#166

Huggy

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Its funny coz he is OBV a fav coz he can see that the next f**kin card is a slice of bread !!

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07-13-2008 , 05:52 PM

#167

dotbum

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Originally Posted by Milwaukee2

I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Originally Posted by whazup46

So awesome, crying here.

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07-13-2008 , 05:59 PM

#168

dawheelz

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Obvioulsy q9 called the all in and new he was a favorite.. The card under the burn card is clearly marked!! ch33tz

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07-13-2008 , 11:17 PM

#169

ralphd27

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Even if SB's range is only Q9+PBJ, we still have odds to call.

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Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 40.754% 32.84% 26.91% 8435652 6911839.50 { Q9s+PBJ, Q9o+PBJ }
Hand 1: 59.246% 13.34% 26.91% 3425229 6911839.50 { JcTh }
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07-13-2008 , 11:30 PM

#170

Deanglow

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Didn't you read the OP? Q9+PBJ is a 54.62% favorite on the turn.

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07-16-2008 , 05:36 PM

#171

TheGreek84

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bump.

This thread wins the entire interwebs.

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07-16-2008 , 06:51 PM

#172

hobokes

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07-16-2008 , 07:01 PM

#173

Otompsett

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first real laugh out of me from this forum, gj

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07-16-2008 , 07:12 PM

#174

Cruzerthebruzer

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Originally Posted by whazup46

LOLOLOLOL

I cried.

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07-16-2008 , 07:23 PM

#175

bmk67

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[X] One of the ten least busto BBV threads ever.

I have to stop reading BBV at work. The laughter coming from my cue is a dead reliable tell that I'm not working.

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