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Old 06-09-2008, 02:33 PM   #126
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

[x] addiction to poker
[x] addiction to pb&j's
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:34 PM   #127
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:36 PM   #128
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1 loaf/2 loaf, hu for dreamrollz plz
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:38 PM   #129
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Its been awhile since BBV has made me laugh. Good job OP.
wat. when i need a laugh all i do is come on to bbv
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:47 PM   #130
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hey, i vaguely remember being in that dream too. i also mistakenly folded preflop

pocket pair
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #131
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Any attempt to beat that is futile.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #132
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A+ - not only was constantly lol'ing throughout, but girl I was hanging out with was in tears.
Brag: Hanging out with a girl
Beat: Too thinly veiled to even call it "veiled"
Variance: Girlfriend thinking 2+2 is funny (wtf, is that normal?)
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:05 PM   #133
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whazup46: Just so I can sleep at night... did you eat that sandwich after you made the pic? I'm dying to know. I hope so. It looks delicious.
HAHA yeah i've been wondering the same thing
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:23 PM   #134
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Brag: Hanging out with a girl
Beat: Too thinly veiled to even call it "veiled"
Variance: Girlfriend thinking 2+2 is funny (wtf, is that normal?)
mine laughed the whole way through this thread too. (first she's read)

If two girls find it funny - i don't anymore

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Old 06-09-2008, 04:52 PM   #135
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

I think the picture needs an MSpainted muck of a waffle and random other cheap snackables.
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:51 PM   #136
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Needs a youtube video.

Casino Scene (Think Casino Royale 007)

with announcers

Le Chifre as the Villain
Bond as the Hero, or whoever you want, Edward Norton Jr, Matt Damon

and cinematic sequencing...

whoever makes this is a god


Or a Rounders remake:

See the 2? That's my money card. I made a straight on the flop but the turn card conceals it.

I pushed all in on the turn, and I knew it before he even turned over the cards.

PB&J draw.

My 3 stacks of high society. Gone in one game.
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:43 PM   #137
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who plays waffle A offsuit? -EV imo, good fold OP
Well, with a waffle on the button, you could really go either way.
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:27 PM   #138
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Wow this thread delivers
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:12 PM   #139
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always on the river
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:23 PM   #140
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I still smile every time I see that picture. It's perfect in every possible way
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:29 PM   #141
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PB&J ftw
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:25 PM   #142
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omfg that pic is the best ever
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:41 AM   #143
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lol mak mak
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:16 AM   #144
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Thanks bumpers. Made my day.
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:29 AM   #145
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soo sick likely bbv againz
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:36 AM   #146
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i actually think this thread made me lol more than the 'if they never played poker' thread. well done OP you're amazing
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:11 AM   #147
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Super duper
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:23 AM   #148
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this is the first time I've seen this thread and I thought it was stupid until I got to that last pic and then I lol'd for a good couple minutes
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:26 AM   #149
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zomg this is a+
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:32 AM   #150
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cheater imo. 2 cards in the hole plus a pb&j vs just 2 cards.

DQ for cheating

Vote 1 for best thread ever
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