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Old 01-14-2008, 09:34 AM   #51
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

I read this thread while just about to fall asleep last night. I got kicked out of my own room because I was pissing off my girlfriend from laughing so hard while she was trying to fall asleep.

It was like one of those times in middle school when something was so funny, but you couldn't laugh cuz you would get in trouble. I got in trouble, because I went out to the living room but forgot to close the door. There was way too much loling coming from the living room for her to handle.

OP, you are now responsible for relationship issues in East Lansing, MI.
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:42 AM   #52
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:45 AM   #53
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I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
From Robert's Rules of Poker:

Sandwich Hold'em Hand Ranking:
1. Straight Flush
2. Club Sandwich
3. Four of a Kind
4.Ham and Swiss Sandwich
5. Full House
6. Tuna Sandwich
7. Flush
8. PB &J Sandwich
9. Straight
10. Three of a Kind
11. Two Pair
12. One Pair
13. High Card
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:06 PM   #54
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

[x] Expected this thread to suck.
[x] Thread delivers.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:37 PM   #55
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

Pic is incorrect OP had bread with PB + J and just needed one more piece of bread to complete the sandwich.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:43 PM   #56
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

I lolled so hard milk came out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:50 PM   #57
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wtf does that mean
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:50 PM   #58
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From Robert's Rules of Poker:

Sandwich Hold'em Hand Ranking:
1. Straight Flush
2. Club Sandwich
3. Four of a Kind
4.Ham and Swiss Sandwich
5. Full House
6. Tuna Sandwich
7. Flush
8. PB &J Sandwich
9. Straight
10. Three of a Kind
11. Two Pair
12. One Pair
13. High Card
[ ] LOL!
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:51 PM   #59
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I lolled so hard milk came out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:04 PM   #60
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Bump for awesomeness. Sticky I say...
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:32 PM   #61
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this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. i lol'd for like 10 min. one ? though. wasnt the pb&j guy afraid of a pocket meatball sub.
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Old 02-17-2008, 08:51 AM   #62
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im so jealous i didnt make this post...also "waffle A offsuit"...

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Old 02-17-2008, 05:20 PM   #63
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i'm so mad i had to read this at work and stifle my laughter through the entire thread
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Old 02-17-2008, 05:22 PM   #64
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Hahaha, good story.
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:17 PM   #65
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:34 AM   #66
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Its better to have waffle and syrup, hoping to catch some butter on the flop.
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:14 AM   #67
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:53 AM   #68
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Old 02-19-2008, 01:57 AM   #69
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meh...someone had a runner-runner purple horseshoes beat a couple years ago.
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:07 AM   #70
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funny post...dreams are great...the most odd thing seems so normal at times lol
(why would a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not beat a straight...its peanut butter and jelly!)
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:15 AM   #71
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funny post...dreams are great...the most odd thing seems so normal at times lol
(why would a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not beat a straight...its peanut butter and jelly!)
I know exactly what you mean. Everything seems perfectly natural. I don't remember the details, but once I also had a dream about poker, except my hole cards (and maybe the board) seemed to change after every street. Standard in a dream.
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Old 02-19-2008, 06:46 AM   #72
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:08 AM   #73
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:15 AM   #74
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First post is my favorite 2plus2 post ever.
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Old 06-08-2008, 03:21 PM   #75
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