I just had a dream about poker - Page 3 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I read this thread while just about to fall asleep last night. I got kicked out of my own room because I was pissing off my girlfriend from laughing so hard while she was trying to fall asleep.

It was like one of those times in middle school when something was so funny, but you couldn't laugh cuz you would get in trouble. I got in trouble, because I went out to the living room but forgot to close the door. There was way too much loling coming from the living room for her to handle.

OP, you are now responsible for relationship issues in East Lansing, MI.

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01-14-2008 , 09:42 AM

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sapol

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excellent

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01-14-2008 , 09:45 AM

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ELCowboy

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Originally Posted by Milwaukee2

I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

From Robert's Rules of Poker:

Sandwich Hold'em Hand Ranking:
1. Straight Flush
2. Club Sandwich
3. Four of a Kind
4.Ham and Swiss Sandwich
5. Full House
6. Tuna Sandwich
7. Flush
8. PB &J Sandwich
9. Straight
10. Three of a Kind
11. Two Pair
12. One Pair
13. High Card

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01-14-2008 , 01:06 PM

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Oxy

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[x] Expected this thread to suck.
[x] Thread delivers.

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01-14-2008 , 01:37 PM

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Pudge714

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Pic is incorrect OP had bread with PB + J and just needed one more piece of bread to complete the sandwich.

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01-14-2008 , 01:43 PM

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ROBOTKILLNINJA

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I lolled so hard milk came out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.

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01-14-2008 , 01:50 PM

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Gr8rThanGreat

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Originally Posted by chrismystero

wtf does that mean

seriously

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01-14-2008 , 01:50 PM

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kommunizt

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Originally Posted by ELCowboy

[ ] LOL!

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01-14-2008 , 01:51 PM

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Gr8rThanGreat

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Originally Posted by ROBOTKILLNINJA

I lolled so hard milk came out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.

semen

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02-16-2008 , 11:04 PM

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fybpm

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Bump for awesomeness. Sticky I say...

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02-16-2008 , 11:32 PM

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cygnus21

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this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. i lol'd for like 10 min. one ? though. wasnt the pb&j guy afraid of a pocket meatball sub.

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02-17-2008 , 08:51 AM

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oscillator

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im so jealous i didnt make this post...also "waffle A offsuit"...

...!!!

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02-17-2008 , 05:20 PM

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btmagnetw

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i'm so mad i had to read this at work and stifle my laughter through the entire thread

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02-17-2008 , 05:22 PM

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FI5HMAN

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Hahaha, good story.

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02-17-2008 , 06:17 PM

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ALReturnsLOL

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Originally Posted by fybpm

Outstanding

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02-19-2008 , 12:34 AM

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chadattak

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Its better to have waffle and syrup, hoping to catch some butter on the flop.

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02-19-2008 , 01:14 AM

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02-19-2008 , 01:53 AM

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HellRoxYa

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Originally Posted by ICMoney

What the **** is that turd **** in her mouth?

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02-19-2008 , 01:57 AM

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Misfire

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meh...someone had a runner-runner purple horseshoes beat a couple years ago.

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02-19-2008 , 02:07 AM

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Shark Doctor

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funny post...dreams are great...the most odd thing seems so normal at times lol
(why would a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not beat a straight...its peanut butter and jelly!)

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02-19-2008 , 02:15 AM

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mickeyg13

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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

funny post...dreams are great...the most odd thing seems so normal at times lol
(why would a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not beat a straight...its peanut butter and jelly!)

I know exactly what you mean. Everything seems perfectly natural. I don't remember the details, but once I also had a dream about poker, except my hole cards (and maybe the board) seemed to change after every street. Standard in a dream.