I just had a dream about poker - Page 18 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I picture Mike Sexton's voice saying "If OP doesn't catch the remaining slice on the river, he is going to be our 2nd place finisher!"

*person in the crowd yells for bread*

lololol

tho OP couldve hit the q or 9

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11-21-2014 , 09:15 PM

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GoingSouth

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bump thread about Durrr neck kissing imo

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01-21-2015 , 06:21 PM

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EYE GEE TEE

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Originally Posted by Bakes

You can't have wraps in holdem, thats an Omaha thing.

no money in wraps, everyone's salad

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01-27-2015 , 06:53 PM

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AlmostShark

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ahahah so much gold, I should have read before

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01-28-2015 , 12:08 AM

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Carl Trooper

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Originally Posted by Kovner

ONE TIME NO BREAAAADDDDDD

Best comment itt

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03-01-2015 , 12:28 AM

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FlapJacks316

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grape jelly > strawberry jelly imo

[x] top 3 thread of all time

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03-02-2015 , 03:51 AM

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Jazzyrobby

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thread is a must read. Never got bored of it for god's sake.

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03-02-2015 , 03:55 AM

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MLjung

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goat imho.

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03-02-2015 , 05:32 AM

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MTT_9797

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A+

Reminds me of the dream I had where I was holding one side of an Oreo cookie and some cream and the board had one cookie'ed side and one cream and river put up another cookie'ed side to give me Oreo "cookies full of cream" but I got disqualified because you "can't have Oreos without milk".

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03-02-2015 , 10:19 AM

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hfrog355

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Originally Posted by whazup46

This will always be a top 3 post all time on 2p2.

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03-05-2015 , 06:55 AM

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SuitedGarbage

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i feel that being a new person posting in this now is like beating a dead horse

but i hate horses and i love baseball so whats the problem here

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07-20-2015 , 10:13 AM

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Valdivia10

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Bump

never 4get

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07-20-2015 , 03:02 PM

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MLjung

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07-23-2015 , 01:45 PM

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Adrianople

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Started in 08 now we here

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08-03-2015 , 09:07 PM

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Flopp3dIt

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Originally Posted by whazup46

Couldn't stop laughing in the middle of my lecture today after re-reading this thread.

Beat: Had to leave lecture.
Brag: Straight to the poker room!

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05-10-2016 , 12:42 AM

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PIK4CHU

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Bumping a legend

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05-14-2016 , 11:33 AM

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Unsporting

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Lol!

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05-16-2016 , 05:58 AM

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bmbSquad

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Originally Posted by whazup46

Requesting this pic from someone who might'v saved it. It's not showing anymore

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05-16-2016 , 09:56 AM

#445

Bidz

Hurts so good

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05-16-2016 , 09:59 AM

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bmbSquad

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LOL, now I see why everyone was losing their **** over this post back in '08

Thanks

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01-17-2017 , 08:19 PM

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iraisetoomuch

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bump for 2017

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01-18-2017 , 12:58 AM

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Briro2017

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Would read again

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01-18-2017 , 02:51 PM

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bmbSquad

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It doesn't get much better than this

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10-07-2017 , 10:50 AM

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Rambler1

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Originally Posted by Bidz

Never forget.

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