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Old 03-02-2012, 01:01 AM   #376
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Learn how to dream, OP.
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Old 04-16-2012, 07:54 PM   #377
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

can't read the first page of this thread without dying of laughter
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Old 04-16-2012, 10:19 PM   #378
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had a dream i beat viffer hu highstakes live...........lol was almost crying and saying omg i play 2nl all the time and now i have 50k+

hahaha FML
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:46 AM   #379
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:24 PM   #380
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I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Amazing.
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Old 06-09-2012, 04:52 PM   #381
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hahah. great. i'll dream about this sandwich.
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:33 PM   #382
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omg how have I never seen this thread? I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #383
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:15 PM   #384
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I always dream there's 2 more ranks in the cards.. an 11 and a 9,5... I'm not even kidding
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:29 PM   #385
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I just don't understand how on earth could this guy ever get banned!!
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:35 AM   #386
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OUT OF THIS WORLD GOOD.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:06 AM   #387
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:12 AM   #388
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Thank you, internet.
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Old 06-22-2012, 02:02 AM   #389
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so in 2008 bbv was unfunny and full of retards?
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Hasn't really changed.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:06 PM   #390
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Surprised this hasn't been bumped already thanks to JimmyLegs's well, so thought I'd do the honours.

A++++++++++++++++++
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:15 PM   #391
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fkn PB+J miners
Did you eat the sandwich once the hand was over?
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:38 PM   #392
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bumping the greatest BBV thread of all time
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:19 AM   #393
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I just read piece of bread on the river and Barry is advocating to never fold a draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:36 PM   #394
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Old 10-14-2012, 06:10 PM   #395
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

reminds me of the time I shoved pocket puppies OOP on a flop containing a wet spot
called by the madhatter who flipped over an elderly couple
I say "how can you call with that?"
he says "depends"
and nuts up on the river.
busto
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Old 10-25-2012, 12:52 PM   #396
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funny ****.


One time I had a dream I was playing stud and I got dealt rolled watches.
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Old 10-25-2012, 07:05 PM   #397
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you know you play poker too much when your half asleep in your bed and worried about the clock running out on you before you can play your hand.
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:51 PM   #398
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Old 04-05-2013, 01:14 AM   #399
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Old 04-06-2013, 05:39 AM   #400
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