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07-07-2010 , 09:07 AM

#326

keane_mark2

adept

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i am hungry

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07-07-2010 , 09:12 AM

#327

Zendo

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 423

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think i just died of laughter from that pic

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07-07-2010 , 09:16 AM

#328

patrik46

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56

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Originally Posted by Milwaukee2

I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

sh#t i dont really get it...
anyone explain?

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07-07-2010 , 09:23 AM

#329

fishlolface

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 147

To win do you need to put the sandwhich together?

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07-07-2010 , 11:55 AM

#330

diseage

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 135

I was a little inebriated when I read this thead and I lol'd so hard my face hurt. I couldn't stop and I blame you OP

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07-07-2010 , 12:25 PM

#331

Drop_Volley

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 267

I picture Mike Sexton's voice saying "If OP doesn't catch the remaining slice on the river, he is going to be our 2nd place finisher!"

*person in the crowd yells for bread*

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07-07-2010 , 03:50 PM

#332

Aruj Reis

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,688

Quote:

Originally Posted by G1982

Toasting in epic bread

+1

If the first player suspects a cold deck can he call for a shuffle before running the river. Perhaps run it twice?

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08-15-2010 , 01:41 AM

#333

Drop_Volley

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 267

Bumpity bump bump.

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08-15-2010 , 01:45 AM

#334

Snipes161

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277

No money in dreams everybody's got crunchy peanut butter

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08-15-2010 , 02:44 AM

#335

mrcringles

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 419

i dream about poker all the time. i had hand the other night that played exactly the way i dreamt it a long time ago... wierd.

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08-15-2010 , 03:06 AM

#336

JohhnyBlue

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 366

[ ] This thread delivers.

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08-25-2010 , 11:32 PM

#337

Goldfinger2790

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 469

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohhnyBlue

[x] This thread delivers.

fyp

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08-25-2010 , 11:45 PM

#338

S.K

Toffees >> Jellybeans

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 9,201

Didnt lol at all....

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09-05-2010 , 11:02 AM

#339

utg+lol

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Haha I have loltears

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10-02-2010 , 12:53 PM

#340

skalanskied

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bump bump bump

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10-02-2010 , 01:20 PM

#341

i hate donks

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 353

wow thanks for the bump, this had me in stitches hahaha wp

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10-02-2010 , 02:03 PM

#342

instabil

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Sick dream

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11-06-2010 , 08:47 PM

#343

FU Luck

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 54

Peanut Bumper and Jelly

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12-13-2010 , 04:41 PM

#344

bsm726

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 77

you should def move up to ham/mustard. then maybe bacon/mayo imo. as played, nh.

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12-13-2010 , 05:59 PM

#345

Widzy

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 290

move up to where they respect ur bread

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01-19-2011 , 08:04 PM

#346

onejiggaman

centurion

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bump

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01-19-2011 , 08:30 PM

#347

fkucmicro

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 309

truly genius

A+

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01-19-2011 , 09:07 PM

#348

BdBeatStyles

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 143

cool sandwich bro.

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01-19-2011 , 10:52 PM

#349

jMoNToYa

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,091

lmao that was one hell of a dream!

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01-20-2011 , 01:39 AM

#350

NoPointBluffing

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,575

this really confirms poker's a skill game only

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