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Old 07-07-2010, 09:07 AM   #326
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

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Old 07-07-2010, 09:12 AM   #327
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LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think i just died of laughter from that pic
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:16 AM   #328
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I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
sh#t i dont really get it...
anyone explain?
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:23 AM   #329
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To win do you need to put the sandwhich together?
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:55 AM   #330
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I was a little inebriated when I read this thead and I lol'd so hard my face hurt. I couldn't stop and I blame you OP
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:25 PM   #331
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I picture Mike Sexton's voice saying "If OP doesn't catch the remaining slice on the river, he is going to be our 2nd place finisher!"

*person in the crowd yells for bread*
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Old 07-07-2010, 03:50 PM   #332
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Toasting in epic bread
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If the first player suspects a cold deck can he call for a shuffle before running the river. Perhaps run it twice?
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:41 AM   #333
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Bumpity bump bump.
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:45 AM   #334
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No money in dreams everybody's got crunchy peanut butter
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Old 08-15-2010, 02:44 AM   #335
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i dream about poker all the time. i had hand the other night that played exactly the way i dreamt it a long time ago... wierd.
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Old 08-15-2010, 03:06 AM   #336
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[ ] This thread delivers.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:32 PM   #337
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[x] This thread delivers.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:45 PM   #338
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Didnt lol at all....

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Old 09-05-2010, 11:02 AM   #339
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Haha I have loltears
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Old 10-02-2010, 12:53 PM   #340
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bump bump bump
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Old 10-02-2010, 01:20 PM   #341
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wow thanks for the bump, this had me in stitches hahaha wp
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:03 PM   #342
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Sick dream
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:47 PM   #343
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Peanut Bumper and Jelly
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:41 PM   #344
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you should def move up to ham/mustard. then maybe bacon/mayo imo. as played, nh.
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Old 12-13-2010, 05:59 PM   #345
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move up to where they respect ur bread
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:04 PM   #346
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:30 PM   #347
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truly genius

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Old 01-19-2011, 09:07 PM   #348
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cool sandwich bro.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:52 PM   #349
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lmao that was one hell of a dream!
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Old 01-20-2011, 01:39 AM   #350
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this really confirms poker's a skill game only
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