I just had a dream about poker - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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01-12-2008 , 02:54 PM

dogmonkey

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Pleaseeeee post more.

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01-12-2008 , 02:57 PM

PolarNight

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funniest poker dream ive ever read about.. so awesome

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01-12-2008 , 02:57 PM

KhalynYohrk

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wow, just wow.

Last edited by KhalynYohrk; 01-12-2008 at 03:03 PM.

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01-12-2008 , 03:13 PM

Gullanian

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It was dissapointing at first, but then I lold.

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01-12-2008 , 03:18 PM

ADarkenedMind

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[x] rewarded for my time at the end

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[x] this pb&j is good

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01-12-2008 , 03:20 PM

pfc_ivan12323232

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live is rigged, imo.

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01-12-2008 , 03:22 PM

coldi

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[x] thread delivers

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01-12-2008 , 03:50 PM

fybpm

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[ ] Flopped a full loaf
[ ] Sourdough flush
[x] Complete PB&J sandwich

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01-12-2008 , 04:11 PM

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THEE_LIONN

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cool story

Last edited by THEE_LIONN; 01-12-2008 at 04:11 PM. Reason: obv fake

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01-12-2008 , 04:16 PM

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Mrage

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hahahaha

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01-12-2008 , 04:35 PM

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please.muck

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i bet the first player didnt like seeing that piece of bread

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01-12-2008 , 05:04 PM

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Warteen

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Standard.

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01-12-2008 , 06:27 PM

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phishguy

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LOL

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01-12-2008 , 06:42 PM

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WinEvryRacex

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wow i actually lol'd

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01-12-2008 , 06:44 PM

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SDone

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Well played, sir.
This should be published.

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01-12-2008 , 06:46 PM

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TehVader

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You seem to be a solid BBV poster sir, please post more.

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01-12-2008 , 06:50 PM

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EroTheMad

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nh and lol

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01-12-2008 , 07:20 PM

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Dave Coulier

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Its been awhile since BBV has made me laugh. Good job OP.

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01-12-2008 , 07:47 PM

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nihil2501

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The immortal (pea)nuts.

Edit: Zing!
WP OP.

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01-12-2008 , 07:50 PM

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paoul

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this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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01-12-2008 , 07:52 PM

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chrismystero

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mmmmmmmmmmm...backdoor sandwich draw...

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01-12-2008 , 07:53 PM

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nihil2501

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Would people please stop flooding BBV with their mind numbingly unimpressive bad beat stories. Seriously. No one cares.

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01-12-2008 , 07:53 PM

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Pokerstuff2

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I like how you folded preflop and are just watching the hand even though its your dream.

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01-12-2008 , 07:57 PM

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nihil2501

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Originally Posted by Pokerstuff2

I like how you folded preflop and are just watching the hand even though its your dream.

Freudian analysis indicates a fear of (pot) commitment.

ZINGG!!!!!!!!111onehundredeleventrillianonehundred elevenbilliononehundredelevenmilliononehundredelev enthousandonehundredeleven

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