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02-06-2019 , 02:28 AM

Lozgod

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Middle of tourney.
I’m the effective stack with about 21k

Blinds 300/600 60 ante.

UTG limps.

I’m in BB with JTc. I x3bb and UTG calls.

Flop comes 8c9c2s.

UTG bets half pot.

I 3bet 4x the bet and UTG calls.

Turn Ts. I jam. UTG calls. Shows A2c.

River card Ad.

Idiot probably thinks he is a good poker player. God should not allow stuff like that to happen. That is worse than cancer and AIDS put together multiplied by pi.

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02-06-2019 , 02:41 AM

Lozgod

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Just push some buttons and you can win online poker. You can be a champ. Risk your whole tournament with A2 and all your dreams will come true. Instacall don’t even use your brain. Don’t use your frontal lobe. Just let your brain stem control the mouse. The results will come. Riches will be thrown in to your lap. Knock the good player out and you can go on to get knocked out 15 before the bubble. Because you’re horrible. You’re a horrible horrible poker player.

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02-06-2019 , 02:47 AM

Lozgod

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Only a 77% favorite. Guess that’s not good enough these days. A calling station only needs 1% equity to call.

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02-06-2019 , 03:45 AM

illdonk

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Seems more like poker hates you.

Anyway, your opponent was ahead preflop, flop, and river. He beats you 3-1.

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02-06-2019 , 04:01 AM

Colin_Piddle

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You need your own containment thread

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02-06-2019 , 06:07 AM

FranFran

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I dont know why i read this ****ty op,

However if someone bets on flop and you raise, that’s not exactly 3bet and

Also, your mom is nice and soft.

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02-06-2019 , 02:51 PM

Lozgod

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Originally Posted by FranFran

I dont know why i read this ****ty op,

However if someone bets on flop and you raise, that’s not exactly 3bet and

Also, your mom is nice and soft.

He limped. It’s a 2bet. Really good eyes there. I missed that game dynamic.

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02-06-2019 , 02:52 PM

Lozgod

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Originally Posted by illdonk

Seems more like poker hates you.

Anyway, your opponent was ahead preflop, flop, and river. He beats you 3-1.

He didn’t know he was ahead. He was just pressing buttons with a suited A in his hand. He is a horrible player and person and the dealer belongs in prison.

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02-06-2019 , 02:54 PM

tarheels2222

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Thread does not deliver.

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02-06-2019 , 02:55 PM

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Lozgod

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Originally Posted by tarheels2222

Thread does not deliver.

With participation like that of course it doesn’t deliver.

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02-06-2019 , 03:13 PM

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illdonk

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Originally Posted by Lozgod

He limped. It’s a 2bet. Really good eyes there. I missed that game dynamic.

He limped on the flop?

“Flop comes 8c9c2s.
UTG bets half pot.
I 3bet 4x the bet and UTG calls. “

Your opponent flopped a pair and the nut-flush draw. He couldn’t have been that far behind. Which he wasn’t.

How much was this tournament for anyway.

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02-06-2019 , 03:18 PM

#12

FranFran

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3.50

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02-06-2019 , 03:40 PM

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pierrot_63_97

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Originally Posted by Lozgod

UTG limps.

I’m in BB with JTc. I x3bb

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02-06-2019 , 04:34 PM

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Lozgod

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Originally Posted by illdonk

He had a reason to call the turn shove which I want all day being that far ahead. That was bad luck which I can live with. I’ve sucked out worse. I built my stack up by overbetting inelastic players calling down draws and second pair etc.

The real reason he called has nothing to do with that. It was because it was a $1 $500 guaranteed rebuy. Rebuy period was over though. Just mad about my luck.

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02-06-2019 , 05:36 PM

#15

illdonk

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Not even $3.50.

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02-07-2019 , 10:13 AM

#16

michaelorcharlie

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Sorry for your 1$ loss my man.
I am really sad that you got outplayed in that tourney and had to complain on BBV for your 1$ BI donkament.

Hope you can survive that huge downswing that represents 35% of your BR.

Cheers.

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02-07-2019 , 10:27 AM

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Lozgod

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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

Thanks my friend. Finally some sympathy on this mean forum. There’s still some good people left.

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02-07-2019 , 03:45 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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It seems like you got robbed.
This loss is harsher than the Rams/Pats bowl.
You should petition for a refund on your site, clearly rigged.

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02-07-2019 , 10:04 PM

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michaelorcharlie

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^

Maybe start a fundraiser for OP?

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02-09-2019 , 03:19 AM

#20

meekrab

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Should've folded the river obviously he's got an Ace.

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02-09-2019 , 08:15 AM

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Singasong2222

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I wish I still hated poker. I hate sports betting instead and I wish I had a sports betting manager to show people my downswing . It is variance 101.. it got me depressed as no one should ever lose 50-50 bets on this level. Had one win in around 4 months betting single spreads and doubles and the odd treble all 50-50 spreads with the odd even money football team. I am excellent at changing a winning bet to a loser at last second and also excellent at losing when my team goes up by 3 scores.

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02-09-2019 , 08:21 AM

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Singasong2222

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

It seems like you got robbed.
This loss is harsher than the Rams/Pats bowl.
You should petition for a refund on your site, clearly rigged.

Was that harsh? I lost on rams but should we all of learnt by now not to back against the pats. Brady even sent # betaginstusthen and I did bet aginstus them and woke up the next morning to Brady and co jumping up and down going yippee we win again.

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02-09-2019 , 08:28 AM

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prisms

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Originally Posted by Lozgod

Only a 77% favorite. Guess that’s not good enough these days. A calling station only needs 1% equity to call.

this is adorable. everything in this thread is precious.

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