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01-04-2013 , 07:04 PM

#101

LOL POT-ODDS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob_10108

Lpo is gleein' the **** outta bbv

u ***** wot m8

01-04-2013 , 07:38 PM

#102

darthwager

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

how does this always end up being the monthly sh*t thread??

Last edited by darthwager; 01-04-2013 at 07:39 PM. Reason: lol ****aments

01-04-2013 , 07:40 PM

#103

DjHitzz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob_10108

Lpo is gleein' the **** outta bbv

its addictive

Spoiler:

01-04-2013 , 07:44 PM

#104

darthwager

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

my gf and I just played a round of nlh + 2 cards sng if i win bj if she wins i do the dishes. long story short I PWND her and when she was on her knees she looked down and noticed that there were a few cards still in the pack... the ace clubs and 4 of d to be exact. know shes trying back out saying its not fair. she said since she lost her single suited AA holdem style blow up. and a out was gone its not fair. i told her we both were missing the cards the hole game so it was fair, and the out even if hit wouldn't have helped as i flopped the str8. but shes a noob and don't get it. whats my play. i mean i don't want to mess these sngs as i have the obv edge and cant give up fellatio equity, but I also want this hummer know?!?! what do I do say? this is a serious post too.

01-04-2013 , 07:47 PM

#105

DjHitzz

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,215

Quote:

Originally Posted by darthwager

you have to win at poker vs your gf to get a bj off her?

[x] fail relationship

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLO LLOLLOLLOLLOL

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01-04-2013 , 07:47 PM

#106

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

do the dishes while she give u a bj

01-04-2013 , 08:14 PM

#107

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

Twilight Actor Bronson Pelletier **** faced and pissing in airport terminal

TROOF!

01-04-2013 , 08:26 PM

#108

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,510

Quote:

Originally Posted by darthwager

offer anal ldo

Last edited by Rob_10108; 01-04-2013 at 08:28 PM. Reason: this is a serious answer too

01-04-2013 , 08:55 PM

#109

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,548

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

do the dishes while she give u a bj

this. I'd do the dishes everyday

01-04-2013 , 10:28 PM

#110

Don Stefanello

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,222

i dont do the dishes and get bj

COME AT ME BRAH

Last edited by Don Stefanello; 01-04-2013 at 10:28 PM. Reason: in b4 hooker and ghey jokes ldo :D

01-04-2013 , 10:32 PM

#111

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

do the dishes while she give u a bj

Nailed it.

01-04-2013 , 10:44 PM

#112

darthwager

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

lol no we were just playing around and it came up. so we gambo. not like its the only way. lol i would put up a pic of here to really wub it in.. but you guys would find a way to troll or shop it and that ****s for ever.

Spoiler:

Last edited by darthwager; 01-04-2013 at 10:53 PM. Reason: plus im afiawd of what lpo will do wile looking at it..

01-04-2013 , 10:47 PM

#113

ConTheFruiterer

banned

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,008

Man BBVers are so fked up.

01-04-2013 , 10:52 PM

#114

darthwager

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

do the dishes while she give u a bj

compromise itt!!!

01-04-2013 , 11:01 PM

#115

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

Do the dishes then give the dog a BJ IMO

WIN WIN

01-04-2013 , 11:02 PM

#116

darthwager

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBump

Do the dishes then give the dog a BJ IMO

WIN WIN

not a dog person, but i will do the dishes for her so there done when she wakes up. least i can do for the time she gave me. i dont mind helpin out just want dat ass first.

Last edited by darthwager; 01-04-2013 at 11:10 PM.

01-05-2013 , 02:26 AM

#117

ConTheFruiterer

banned

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,008

**** you 888 you ****s

AMIRITE?

01-05-2013 , 05:09 AM

#118

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by darthwager

...if she wins i do the dishes.

lame

Spoiler:

Last edited by Morphismus; 01-05-2013 at 05:25 AM.

01-05-2013 , 06:44 AM

#119

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Daily reminder to stay hydrated, bros.

01-05-2013 , 10:06 AM

#120

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

my turds are still sloppy as ****

01-05-2013 , 12:26 PM

#121

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tryst_

my turds are still sloppy as ****

pics or GTFO (upload to ratemypoo.com k thx )

01-05-2013 , 12:54 PM

#122

darthwager

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,210

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

lame

Spoiler:

lol its just a fun time with a hot girl u should try it some time. lol like i said I would upload pics to really show you the fun I have. but I'd prefer not to see lpo's avatar on here crotch.