HOW TO REMAIN HUMBLE WHEN GREATEST EVER?

I know this might sound crazy.. but I really think I may be the best
poker player of all times. I won 14 of 15 poker sessions in a row
recently. Not only that, I soul read my opponent and called his all in
with 55 for $345. I faded his two overcards and scooped the pot. He
asked me to run it twice but why would I when I am a favorite?
My reads have been so freaking good lately. I know they say Phil Hellmuth
is talented at reading people but he hides himself behind sunglasses. I don't.
I will look my opponent right in the eye and mislead them into doing
what I want to do. I know I haven't won millions like Phil Ivey but
that's just because I have not moved up in stakes yet. Not only am I making big calls
but I am making big folds too. I looked down at Ace King in early position and
straight folded. I had a bad feeling. Turns out a guy had queens and would have won
the hand... Every decision I am making is flawless. My confidence is up. I need to
start playing bigger but don't quite have the roll. I really don't think any of
these "pros" have the skills I have.

My only problem is how do I be human in the wake of my new realization? Muhammad
Ali was not a humble man, and why should he have been? Hellmuth is known for his
lack of humility. Well, I honestly believe I may be better than him. I am certainly
much younger (23 years young) and have time to prove my claims. However, I realize
too big of an ego can take me down just like many other greats before me. So I
guess my main question is are there any practices to tame the ego or great therapets I
can speak with? I caught myself buying the whole bar drinks at the casino the other day
and telling them I will surely win the main event at least once in the upcoming years.
There is simply no doubt in my mind. Also, if anyone knows Doug Polk he might want to get
ahold of me and I can teach a course on NL poker. I promise to God I have figured out things
and secrets about this game no other human has.. especially in the live arena. I have consistent
tells on my opponents that are universal because human nature never changes. I also know tactics to
win more money at this game than Phil Ivey could even imagine. All I need is a backer to get me in the
biggest games. You know what.... **** taming my ego because I am not here to play nice, but rather
here to take over. Sucks my balls poker world because I am the NEW GOAT. LFG!!!!!!!

I will keep you all updated on my continue successes. I am going into the car dealership this week and
letting them know I will be buying a new Tesla. Greatness deserves a new car. I know I will have many haters
but I will also have many fans. You don't want to be on the wrong side of this all FRENS.

Onwards and Upwards,
Charlie X

Level 1: "That's awesome, dude! Good luck!"

Level 2: "He'll learn..."

Level 3: "This is poker satire at its best."

Didn't read obv but the shape of his poast reminds me of some population statistic

your on my radar now.

When the time comes, I'm going to bash your head like a grape.
in poker that is.

learn some plo and plo8 so I can beat you at those too

The war has started

I don't play bingo poker. I play the Cadillac of poker. And IWINATMYGAME.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they try to stop you, then you WIN.

More graphs and pics please… or it didn’t happen

Only 23 and already able to accurately determine that an opponent is holding QQ and that you should fold AK utg. Your live reads and poker IQ sounds like it is up there, possibly uncharted territory. Impressive, to say the least. Most players don’t develop such sophisticated live reading abilities for years, if ever. GL on the grind, but honestly who needs luck when you can just read your opponents hand off their face? I’ll be watching your career with interest.

Honestly, the true proof of intellectual greatness is being able to
excel in more than 1 thing.

Doesn't have to be the games I like, or even other poker games.
But you need to show something else.

For some reason I like this thread

I won another $400ish today and busted the old GOAT in our local casino.

I bought the book "Ego is the Enemy" since you all aren't helping any. I still love you all tho. Even my biggest haters.

My old man said he's going to cut me out of his inheritance if I pursue poker full time. He has millions for sure but I need to blaze my own path. Add him to the hater list.

Oh and gunna put the Tesla on hold for now after more consideration. I must continue building my roll so I can go play on Hustler Live and crush Gmans soul.

I only want to be great at NLHE. That's literally all I care about. And I am GREAT, the world just doesn't know it yet.

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why did you shape your post liek that

without reading post, you are the greatest player ever, confirmed

I lost half my roll last night all in Preflop my AA vs her AK. Dumb bimbo. She only had a drawing hand.
I was going to quit my job today but not anymore.
Time to rebuild.
My ego is slightly hit from those trip kings the dumb feminist hit.
It should be a big night tonight.
Let's gooooooooo.

feminists hitting kings? never

I know this sentence...

That's the spirit! Believe in yourself! Good for you, you are on a heater. But it will end one day... That is how this world works! Never give up... even when you lose. A big part of online poker is luck!

GOAT doesn't exist... Ever heard of evolution?!

Why do you need a backer when you can buy a new Tesla?

I think you're kidding yourself and trying to make other people jealous.

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Don't lie to yourself and others and make it extremely hard on yourself! (Give away all your possessions and go homeless for a year) That will certainly take your ego away. From what I read, you are a spoiled monkey.

WAT?

HOW AM I SPOILED WHEN I HAVE WORKED AT WALMART THE PAST 4 YEARS? I QUIT LAST WEEK TO BE A PRO POKER PLAYER BUT THESE LUCKBOXES SUNRAN ME AND NOW IM BROKE AND REAPPLYING AT MCDONALDS. I AM STILL THE GOAT THO BIAAAAAAATCH. I'LL BE BACK THANKS FOR BEING MY NO 1 HATER.

That's the spirit!

See the positive from all the negative. Now I give you energy to prove me the opposite. How can you hate haters is beyond me?!

You can do it GOAT or Clown! lol

It is time for you to challenge Brilliant27 to a HU4rollz match

OK but have you played King Fish headz up 4 rollz?

subbed for good reasons.