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Old 05-08-2008, 05:06 AM   #76
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Re: i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

not only would Elky and grrr beat you in starcraft, they actually crush high stakes poker all day long nowadays
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:10 PM   #77
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hahahahhahahahahaha
but you took way too much time
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:30 PM   #78
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:35 PM   #79
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how is this thread so small
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:47 AM   #80
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i love this ****
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:08 AM   #81
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I'm surprised this isn't a hundred pages long. I can't get his robot voice out of my head. He keeps saying, "Target human........Mission, destroy."
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:09 AM   #82
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whys he banned
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:50 AM   #83
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not only would Elky and grrr beat you in starcraft, they actually crush high stakes poker all day long nowadays
Elky is Bertrand Grospellier
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:03 AM   #84
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Dear Daniel 2.0

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Old 07-17-2008, 04:08 AM   #85
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U registered for that?
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:30 AM   #86
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Well... I just want to say that I welcome our robotic poker overlords.
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:32 PM   #87
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updates?
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:47 PM   #88
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Dear Daniel 2.0

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Racist ban imo.
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:53 PM   #89
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updates?
OP clearly got banned for being a bot.
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:57 PM   #90
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OP clearly got banned for being a bot.
thank you for explaining
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Old 08-26-2008, 04:10 PM   #91
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Racist ban imo.
impossible
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Old 08-26-2008, 06:19 PM   #92
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my only weakness is hungry and sleepy too
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:00 AM   #93
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Has Daniel No.2 been decommissioned?

Has he overcome sleepy and hungry?

Did he win while sitting at 5 out of 6 seats on the tables?
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:24 AM   #94
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This was probably the best OP in the history of BBV
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:32 AM   #95
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next month i am gonna try to be just like Daniel.

my only weakness are hungry, sleepy and pr0n. let us gogogo!
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:54 AM   #96
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Whoever banned daniel robot professional No.2 poker player should be castrated. I don't care what he did, even if he posted horse porn links and started ten threads about durrr it would still be an outrage!
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:03 AM   #97
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Why is he banned?
You cant ban people who start a new thread like THIS:

these days bad defeat
i know i must learn to receive it
i say to myself
a guy has a gun-straight draw 4 ours drawn out you
wow , it is so normal, never think of it is a bad beat

how about AK vs A2 , river card he got a 2
3 outs, it is not bad defeat 6% not too small

then what is bad beat?

AA vs KK lose he got a K at the river, 2 outs

no , it is not bad beat


i tell myself,
1 he has only one out , caught it at river
2 it is big pot
3 he play it like straight flush, raise and reraise me with me, if he passive call me and drawn out me with one out
i forgive him

i call this bad beat

i forbid myself tilt cause the badbeat


http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:59 AM   #98
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Your Chinglish translation program broken?
Aside from the uncapitalised 'i', what's wrong with 'i needn't go outside'? Without that one error it is perfect English.

Also what happened to the OP, he was shaping up for awesome things by all (his) accounts?
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Old 10-25-2008, 09:43 PM   #99
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Robots from the distant future



This might help.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:32 PM   #100
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and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month
3/6 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!!
next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing
its almost 2009....fly to see DN yet?
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