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Old 05-18-2006, 05:19 PM   #1
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i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment, i don't make love
i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel!
he is best on the world!!!

before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


below is my former post, now i use my new id Daniel.No2

last month i completed 30k hands in 0.5/1 full ring limit
played about 100 hours,
winrate 3.33BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 10 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 1/2
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 4000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month
3/6 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!!
next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:27 PM   #2
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Re: i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

I can't wait for Daniel.No3 to come out.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:28 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:30 PM   #4
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I love this post.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:31 PM   #5
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i dont know if you guys actually read his post, because it's probably the best thing ive ever read on these forums
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:32 PM   #6
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Ok Ok. Who's gimmick account is this?
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:34 PM   #7
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I think he really IS a robot, since he xposted this awesome thing in the software forum.

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Old 05-18-2006, 05:35 PM   #8
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:41 PM   #9
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:42 PM   #10
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i needn't go outside

Your Chinglish translation program broken?
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:45 PM   #11
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my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy


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Old 05-18-2006, 05:52 PM   #12
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Did True finally snap?
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:55 PM   #13
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:39 PM   #14
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Koreans are great
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:46 PM   #15
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awesome, Let us gogogogo
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:50 PM   #16
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Quote:
how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min

I didn't know Chinese had trailer park rednecks too!!
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:03 PM   #17
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before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

only part i didnt believe as an scer
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:07 PM   #18
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TOTARRY awesome
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:22 PM   #19
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Good post.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...e=2#Post5858697

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Old 05-18-2006, 09:31 PM   #20
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All your base are belong to me.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:21 AM   #21
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Lol best site ever



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Old 05-19-2006, 01:26 AM   #22
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I have a great tshirt from there that has a picture of a rainbow and flowers and says "I hate myself and want to die"...huge hit at parties. I also have one that says "Think Testicles" which was from a Japanese road sign and I thought it was utterly hilarious; unfortunately, it has stars on the nipples and looks pretty ridiculous.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:32 AM   #23
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:40 AM   #24
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Gildwulf,

I am now purchasing t-shirts from there. You have made my day.
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:15 PM   #25
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