not only would Elky and grrr beat you in starcraft, they actually crush high stakes poker all day long nowadays

hahahahhahahahahaha
but you took way too much time

sup ballers

how is this thread so small

i love this ****

I'm surprised this isn't a hundred pages long. I can't get his robot voice out of my head. He keeps saying, "Target human........Mission, destroy."

whys he banned

Elky is Bertrand Grospellier

Dear Daniel 2.0

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U registered for that?

Well... I just want to say that I welcome our robotic poker overlords.

updates?

Racist ban imo.

OP clearly got banned for being a bot.

thank you for explaining
xoxo

impossible

my only weakness is hungry and sleepy too

Has Daniel No.2 been decommissioned?

Has he overcome sleepy and hungry?

Did he win while sitting at 5 out of 6 seats on the tables?

This was probably the best OP in the history of BBV

next month i am gonna try to be just like Daniel.

my only weakness are hungry, sleepy and pr0n. let us gogogo!

Whoever banned daniel robot professional No.2 poker player should be castrated. I don't care what he did, even if he posted horse porn links and started ten threads about durrr it would still be an outrage!

Why is he banned?
You cant ban people who start a new thread like THIS:

these days bad defeat
i know i must learn to receive it
i say to myself
a guy has a gun-straight draw 4 ours drawn out you
wow , it is so normal, never think of it is a bad beat

how about AK vs A2 , river card he got a 2
3 outs, it is not bad defeat 6% not too small

then what is bad beat?

AA vs KK lose he got a K at the river, 2 outs

no , it is not bad beat


i tell myself,
1 he has only one out , caught it at river
2 it is big pot
3 he play it like straight flush, raise and reraise me with me, if he passive call me and drawn out me with one out
i forgive him

i call this bad beat

i forbid myself tilt cause the badbeat


http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1

Aside from the uncapitalised 'i', what's wrong with 'i needn't go outside'? Without that one error it is perfect English.

Also what happened to the OP, he was shaping up for awesome things by all (his) accounts?

Robots from the distant future



This might help.

its almost 2009....fly to see DN yet?