HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll" (the Jared Huggins story)

Beat: HU vs drooler, lost my $100 bankroll ($100 table obv.)
He raised preflop every single hand including out of position.
Called 75% of my three bets with trash.
Only pot bet, regardless of board, his holdings, or position.
He is -$1132 in 2000 hands, -33/bb 100
We played 250 hands.
This guy was a corpse and I ran so cold it was insane. Only hitting any pair or a decent draw a couple of times. Twilight zone.

Brag: Not homeless again till the end of the month. Getting a third job today. This week I've begged for food at fast food joints and have scored two steak tacos and 1 piece of chicken.

Variance: Gonna see how long I can go without masturbating.

Last edited by RelaxedPrecision; 02-19-2010 at 03:46 PM.

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02-19-2010 , 03:37 PM

sobad87

journeyman

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FAIIIIIIL, homeless shelters exist for a reason.

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02-19-2010 , 03:37 PM

sump

veteran

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in b4 homeless

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02-19-2010 , 03:46 PM

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

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Ralphs, Vons, Target, and Taco Bell here I come!!! Let's get that late shift $$$.

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02-19-2010 , 03:47 PM

SmilingOrange

banned

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rock bottom itt

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02-19-2010 , 03:50 PM

Stevecunn

adept

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beat: didn't need to know about your variance

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02-19-2010 , 03:58 PM

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by sobad87

FAIIIIIIL, homeless shelters exist for a reason.

Good call.

Last time round, 6 month period, I chose cruising the back streets near my job/sleeping in car, rather than driving hours per day to/from shelter and risking jail/car impoundaments/belongings confiscated.

I got a "restricted license" finally so shelters are fair game now I guess.

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02-19-2010 , 04:00 PM

xSCWx

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How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?

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02-19-2010 , 04:02 PM

chinz

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Originally Posted by xSCWx

How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?

Genius.

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02-19-2010 , 04:02 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

Getting dressed to go out and apply now.

I'm 5 peanuts and 2 cups of water into my day. Finding some awesome links about food for broke people in LA.

http://www.lafoodbank.org/agencies_s...aily_meals.htm

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02-19-2010 , 04:03 PM

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evitooo

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eepers

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02-19-2010 , 04:04 PM

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IN THE OVEN

adept

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Do you want some money OP?

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02-19-2010 , 04:08 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by xSCWx

How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?

lol.

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02-19-2010 , 04:09 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by IN THE OVEN

Do you want some money OP?

Will work for $. If I get the job at Taco Bell (3rd job), I'm gonna b stoked to get free food. Gonna roll myself a fat burrito supreme and chef it up on the grill.

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02-19-2010 , 04:15 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by Stevecunn

beat: didn't need to know about your variance

Brag: 10 hours in so far. Still haven't succumbed.

If I find a room to rent next month that is going to be so baller.

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02-19-2010 , 04:22 PM

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kaner333

grinder

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You should have stayed in school.

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02-19-2010 , 04:25 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by kaner333

You should have stayed off drugs.

FYP lol.

University of Hawaii Class of 2008. Business Management. 3.5 GPA

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02-19-2010 , 04:46 PM

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pimp_named_ak

adept

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 997

I'll pay you $5 for villian's screen name if this is true and was on a us site.

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02-19-2010 , 05:05 PM

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RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by pimp_named_ak

I'll pay you $5 for villian's screen name if this is true and was on a us site.

Yes and done.

He will surely burn through whatever he has left. One of the worst players I've seen in a minute. Check his lol hand histories.

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02-19-2010 , 05:11 PM

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matwoolley1991

adept

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look up the term BM and dont take your whole role to one table maybe?

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02-19-2010 , 05:29 PM

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Jared Huggins

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Originally Posted by matwoolley1991

look up the term BM and dont take your whole role to one table maybe?

I find his play amusing. That's y i shared.

More ev to get another job/deposit later, than grind $10 tables all day long lol. In my suit now, I clean up kind of nice.