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02-24-2010 , 10:29 PM

#201

curveballs

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 546

I don't beileve OP, homeless people dont have PC and don't waste their time on 2+2 lol.

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02-24-2010 , 11:14 PM

#202

Faccio

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 730

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

I find his play amusing. That's y i shared.

Off to taco bell etc now. Wish me luck. Will provide an update later. If I get hired, free burritos to anyone in the LA area.

Thx 4 the support.

OP doesn't live in L.A., he actually lives in the United Kingdom lol.

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02-24-2010 , 11:16 PM

#203

Faccio

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 730

Wow, those pics are small, I'm a noob at posting pics. Can anybody zoom in on those?

Last edited by Faccio; 02-24-2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason: If you look real closely it says the OP is actually from the UK

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02-24-2010 , 11:25 PM

#204

Faccio

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 730

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02-24-2010 , 11:26 PM

#205

Faccio

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 730

These last 2 are a little bigger than the first 2, I'm not sure how to get it to expand to a decent size when you click on it.

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02-24-2010 , 11:58 PM

#206

SySteMChEck

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,349

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Originally Posted by Faccio

Grindemyr...sweet name for a sweet girl! the multiple posts probably worth it

I cant belive no1 thought this was a level...i worked this out the 1st night the thread appeared, granted i was high (made it possibly easier to figure out)

OP is still a legend in my eyes

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02-25-2010 , 01:02 AM

#207

Faccio

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 730

She is pretty swell isn't' she?

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02-25-2010 , 01:31 AM

#208

KidLover

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 206

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Originally Posted by SySteMChEck

I cant belive no1 thought this was a level...i worked this out the 1st night the thread appeared, granted i was high (made it possibly easier to figure out)

lol you "worked out" that it's a level, when it's not? Genius. Before OP lived in LA, he lived in Hawaii, and i've known him for a few years. I've gone to Commerce Casino with him.

I don't know why his ftp screenname says the UK, but it's possible he set up his ftp account while he was there travelling. He didn't play much on FTP anyway, he was a bodog regular. I could go find him and take a pic of him in front of the hollywood sign or some other LA landmark if necessary.

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Has OP done the unthinkable?

He's still alive if that's what you're saying. I talked to him last night.

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02-25-2010 , 03:30 AM

#209

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by Faccio

Updates OP?

Personal update: You think my story is fake? I wish it was. You have no idea. My Full Tilt account, the one I never used, cuz it didn't have rakeback, had "Country: United Kingdom, State: Alabama, then my old Hawaii address. lol. I live in Los Angeles.

My friend (who's house I crashed at) is a pro MMA fighter , he lets me attend his MMA/BJJ class once a week. At class today, he yelled at me for doing a takedown wrong. I had a meltdown & broke down in tears in front of the class cuz I've barely eaten in 6 days. Shed 12 pounds this week. Just real drained.

Prop update: Got staked to play $5 Sit n Go's on FTP. 5 hours of play, up a few bucks.

4 days till I'm homeless again. "Homeless man eating" video will then come. "Free hug" video will come. "Day in Homeless Man's Life" or "Homeless Cribs" video will come. Any suggested stunt or bizarre act posted in this thread, I'll probably do in exchange for $. For money, most likely, I'd probably be willing drink my own piss.

Last edited by RelaxedPrecision; 02-25-2010 at 03:52 AM.

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02-25-2010 , 05:03 AM

#210

tobiastobias

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 50

Sad sad story, isnt there a way to help this guy a bit back on track?

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02-25-2010 , 05:08 AM

#211

IdLeHAnDs89

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 50

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

Beat: HU vs drooler, lost my $100 bankroll ($100 table obv.)
He raised preflop every single hand including out of position.
Called 75% of my three bets with trash.
Only pot bet, regardless of board, his holdings, or position.
He is -$1132 in 2000 hands, -33/bb 100
We played 250 hands.
This guy was a corpse and I ran so cold it was insane. Only hitting any pair or a decent draw a couple of times. Twilight zone.

Brag: Not homeless again till the end of the month. Getting a third job today. This week I've begged for food at fast food joints and have scored two steak tacos and 1 piece of chicken.

Variance: Gonna see how long I can go without masturbating.

painful to read

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02-25-2010 , 05:47 AM

#212

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

I'd like to help but I wanna know for a fact this is real.

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02-25-2010 , 11:29 AM

#213

SySteMChEck

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,349

[x] Picture of OP stood by the street sign of Compton Avenue L.A wid the brothers
[x] OP gets BBV4LIFE Tattoed on his head, (Rufus from BumFights style)

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02-25-2010 , 11:52 AM

#214

HopelessHousewife

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,253

op u should contact ziigmund and explain him that u are his brother who was taken away from his family befor ziig's birth. u might get staked for something bigger than $5 SnG's!

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02-25-2010 , 12:10 PM

#215

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

wow great thread. gl OP!

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02-25-2010 , 02:28 PM

#216

redtrain

old hand

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,517

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

Will work for $. If I get the job at Taco Bell (3rd job), I'm gonna b stoked to get free food. Gonna roll myself a fat burrito supreme and chef it up on the grill.

[x] OP is on the brink of homelessness
[ ] OP has 3 jobs or even 2 jobs

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02-25-2010 , 02:34 PM

#217

springzz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,851

you look like you're in decent shape, can't you find a construction job or some **** and put in massive hours?

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02-25-2010 , 02:42 PM

#218

IN THE OVEN

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,087

I still love you OP.
You will make it through this.

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02-25-2010 , 03:31 PM

#219

laberrababer

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,116

op are u inhale slow on ftp?
do you get rakeback? i hope so.
i sharkscoped you. looks good so far.
maybe it sounds silly in a $6 game. but don't forget to tableselect. especially in a 6 max game you can gain a lot of equity by avoiding the solid regulars.

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02-25-2010 , 06:58 PM

#220

JeReMyHaSSpoKen

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 26

i will get you a pizza

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02-25-2010 , 11:20 PM

#221

KidLover

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 206

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Originally Posted by laberrababer

he is inhale slow, but he doesnt get rakeback on FTP

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02-26-2010 , 03:22 AM

#222

laberrababer

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,116

that is a bummer. i railed him little bit. he seems solid. he will defo make decent money without rakeback, when ftp isn't screwing him over on the river ^^.
on stars he would get like 21% with goldstar. he has to play 1000 sngs in a month to reach goldstar tho. but i think op you should get your **** together irl b4 hardcore grinding.

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02-26-2010 , 04:38 AM

#223

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

I do have rakeback at FT. I emailed them xplaining I didn't play cuz I didn't have rakeback & a month later they hooked me up with rakeback pros. Grinding $5 tournaments now.

Today, this big husky girl with linebacker shoulders came in2 my job today to buy shoes...size 11. She looks exactly like a man. She had this big lady with her who told me the size 11 girl liked me. So I gave her my digits. I hope she calls me soon. If she calls me I'm going to try & seduce her & go live with her. Wherever she lives, I'm sure there's plenty of food.

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02-26-2010 , 04:40 AM

#224

KidLover

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 206

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

I do have rakeback at FT. I emailed them xplaining I didn't play cuz I didn't have rakeback & a month later they hooked me up with rakeback pros. Grinding $5 tournaments now.

Today, this big husky girl with linebacker shoulders came in2 my job today to buy shoes...size 11. She looks exactly like a man. She had this big lady with her who told me the size 11 girl liked me. So I gave her my digits. I hope she calls me soon. If she calls me I'm going to try & seduce her & go live with her. Wherever she lives, I'm sure there's plenty of food.

lol awesome. Nice that you got rakeback too.