Are you Hitler?

This will happen tonight. A penny, a dollar, whatever man. I'm not going to say no to anything at this point.

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Boomstick THANK YOU!
Airwave THANK YOU!
Handtruck THANK YOU!
TROLPIE THANK YOU!
Raven THANK YOU!
Penaltyman THANK YOU!

I'm really overwhelmed and surprised. Thank you guys so much, you have no idea how good it feels that people on 2+2 would reach out to me like this. I'm totally blown away. Thank you so much. This is one of the best things that has happened to me in a very long time.

Talked to the lady who rented me this room for 2 weeks. I got 5 days left here, then I'm back living in my car.

I am going to do everything in my power to get back on my feet. I am so close. Every suggestion, I will do. I'll dance for penny. I'll come to your house and clean your toilet. That's where my mind is at.

As far as confirmation goes. It's coming. Pictures of my piss bottles. A day in the life video. Videos of me begging for change in my free time. A "cribs" of my car, where I show you where everything goes. Whatever you want, you can have it.

I'm picking up extra shifts at both my jobs & looking for a third, I gotta run in a minute. We can take this as far as you guys want to go. Because I really need the $ and I had too much crazy stuff happen when I was sleeping in the street to take it lightly this time around. Thanks again.

And please don't feel sorry for me. Everybody has a rough stretch some time or another, and life is hard for everybody. A lot of people have it way worse. I don't pray for things, I only pray for opportunities to prove myself. Thanks for cheering me up.

Kidlover is a trustworthy guy, have dealt with him a good bit on PTP.

a reputable 2+2er with an account in stars willing to receive my transfer and then send it to kidlover or precision?

Alright, OP if you'd like I can stake you for low limit SNGs & MTTs, IM me on Skype and we can get this worked out if you want. If kid is vouching for your situation I wouldn't have a problem doing this.

Put some flames and tear drops with it for you. Hope you like it.

Thank you. Will do. Sounds like a plan.

nice teeth. wanna stake for a mtt?

How do u graduate college and applying for high school kids jobs?

lol this thread is gonna be epic, solid pic

was op some kind of wierd level

is that pic some sort of sick joke? OP has lost all self respect.

OP: Definitely call the guy who said he could use a personal assistant in LA, for starters. That seems like one of your best options right now.

If you want to rebuild through poker and can't find a single backer who wants your action, head over to Part Time Poker (am I allowed to post URLs here?), create an account, and set up a BAP. There is already a thread there pointing to this one and a lot of the people posting ITT are PTPers. Set up a BAP for low limit SNGs or even $50 or $100 NL cash games, and I think you'll sell it out.

Find me over there and I'll even volunteer my time to help you learn your way around and get things going - it can be a bit of a learning curve.

I believe this is real (I hope I am wrong, but I do) and feel for your situation. Sounds like you are a good guy in a bad spot. Be smart and you'll get back on your feet without doing anything you'll always regret.

I do have a couple of questions though, if you don't mind:

1. When you were living in your car, why not park in a safer neighborhood?

2. If you are working 2 jobs now and looking for #3, how much money are you earning? I saw you post your expenses earlier ITT and it doesn't seem like it should take all that many hours, even at minimum wage, to earn enough to at least keep a roof over your head.

3. This one is just a statement, not a question: It should be inhale slowLY, not inhale slow. Adverb.

Best of luck.

Dude you look a little like Zigmuund!

Just sent you a message on skype.

$ sent. gl.

EPIC. 98.6 on OPR cant get backed but this degen can, so awesome.

hey OP, HU4rollz with ur new monies????????

that pic is disturbing

Mission accomplished.

It was safe till some dudes tried to break into my car.

$ wise, you're right, I'm very close to where I wanna be, I can see the finish line. Just gotta avoid anything that could mess it up.

Followed this thread closely and feel for your situation. Am currently staked so cannot help out financially and since I live on the other side of the ocean, I am afraid all I can do is tell you to keep your head up.

GL getting your **** together.

Updates OP?

OPR link?

Has OP done the unthinkable?