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02-22-2010 , 11:39 PM

#126

JustBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 120

Found you a sugarmamma, just make sure you keep that beeyatch outta the sun once in awhile.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...611672752.html

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02-23-2010 , 12:56 AM

#127

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by Ernie McCracken

Degen of the year. How are people supposed to ship you money?

"inhale slow" @ full tilt or
"relaxation" @ absolute poker

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Originally Posted by Rip_AA

How much for "Free Pageh" across your forehead?

Make me an offer, we can make this happen tonight. I am hungry.

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Originally Posted by CCuster_911

Make a video of you going outside on the streets in LA offering people free HUGs(holding a sign ldo), I will ship you 30$, I want at least 10 random people being hugged ldo... 10$ extra if you inappropriately grab someones ass.

Edit for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_...layer_embedded

If the weather is good tommorrow, I'll do my best to make this happen. Ain't got the $ to buy paint but I am willing to paint my body green.

What do I get extra if I grab a woman's ass and get locked in jail?

Last edited by RelaxedPrecision; 02-23-2010 at 01:12 AM.

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02-23-2010 , 01:10 AM

#128

airwave16

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,218

shipped!

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02-23-2010 , 01:25 AM

#129

ClickClickShip

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 159

OP, Do you have a paypal account? I will ship you some $$, but don't feel comfortable transferring over a pokersite. No offense, but I don't want any of my poker accounts associated with yours (or anyone I don't know.....but esp yours

) in case whoever I transfer to ends up pulling some sort of fraud/chargback.

Edit- Have not decided how much yet, but will be sending after hugging vid is posted.

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02-23-2010 , 01:27 AM

#130

pexiCo

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 127

such a bad level... gtfo op

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02-23-2010 , 01:36 AM

#131

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

What do I get extra if I grab a woman's ass and get locked in jail?

Probably 10 inches from Jerome.

If you do it to a girl and get slapped it will be 45 total(40+10+5 bonus ldo). Bonus dollars awarded for various form of humiliation endured for ass grab to be determine by me ldo. Also bonus dollars for awesomeness.

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02-23-2010 , 01:38 AM

#132

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

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Originally Posted by ihufa

ur all ****ing bastards. atleast give him 100$ each if you want him to embarres himself

You are so ****ing right, cause spreading joy to people is so humiliating.

I just want OP to be happy, giving random people hugs will make everyone around them(the hugger and huggie) happier. Trust me on that...

Also Bonus dollars if OP goes above and beyond the 10 and actually shows some serious effort/care.

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02-23-2010 , 01:39 AM

#133

LetMeLive

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,131

dont make him do anything that could risk his safety or freedom guys, come on. hugging is probably hilarious and harmless enough but really grabbing someone's ass on the street? just isnt gonna end well

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02-23-2010 , 01:40 AM

#134

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by airwave16

shipped!

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, thank you.

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Is there any way you can get back in school or something? grad degrees usually come with money, and if you're smart, you'd be able to find a place pretty easily

Like to get my MBA if possible at some point. Right now just gotta survive.

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Op keep what your doing , its kinda like online busking! Sweet idea OP

Please do laugh at me. I laugh at myself as much as possible.

I cried twice. 1st when Airwave propositioned me and I felt different inside, like "time to get desperate man". It was a nasty feeling.

2nd time I cried, when I finished the video & began to ask myself whether or not I would do various things for $ & heard some of the answers in my head.

Both times I fought the tears back & realized I got no choice, need the $. So let's get some more ideas & keep this ball rolling. You guys are helping me, thank you.

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02-23-2010 , 01:41 AM

#135

ClickClickShip

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 159

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Originally Posted by LetMeLive

No one suggested he grab someone's ass but him afaik. But I agree, keep it funny and legal.

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02-23-2010 , 01:44 AM

#136

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

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Originally Posted by LetMeLive

Its bonus points, some people go above and beyond.

But seriously OP dont grab an ass if you think you will get in trouble, just enjoy the ****ing experience and be more happy in your life and Ill ship some money. Its amazing how much random Hugs can lift your spirits.

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02-23-2010 , 01:49 AM

#137

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

you seem to be in good shape, go be a gigalo.

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02-23-2010 , 01:50 AM

#138

airwave16

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,218

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, thank you.

Like to get my MBA if possible at some point. Right now just gotta survive.

If you get a good laugh out of me, that's a good thing. Laugh at myself as much as possible.

I cried twice. 1st when Airwave propositioned me and I felt different inside, like "time to get desperate man". It was a nasty feeling.

2nd time I cried, when I finished the video & began to ask myself whether or not I would do various things for $ & heard some of the answers in my head.

Both times I fought the tears back & realized I got no choice, need the $. So let's get some more ideas & keep this ball rolling. You guys are helping me, thank you. Being broke isn't cool.

i feel pretty bad about your situation and wanted to help out some, but no one gets free money; you gotta embarass yourself a little bit

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02-23-2010 , 02:02 AM

#139

Its Sick

Legislation Warrior

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,011

I like you OP. Some people will call it desperate what you are doing; i call it confidence because you are not doing anything detrimental

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02-23-2010 , 02:06 AM

#140

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

I really like the hugging idea, spreads joy and happiness.

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02-23-2010 , 02:08 AM

#141

ihufa

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214

and akwardness

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02-23-2010 , 02:13 AM

#142

TuckFard

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

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Originally Posted by swd805

you seem to be in good shape, go be a gigalo.

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02-23-2010 , 02:13 AM

#143

JeReMyHaSSpoKen

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 26

I can help u become a rap star son, maybe people would pay you

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02-23-2010 , 02:20 AM

#144

SySteMChEck

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,349

RelaxedPrecision...You Sir are a hero!

Most definatly the best thread ive seen on here in a while haha...but dude, surely if your pretty much willing to do a high % of things that people say to do on here that you could forge a career down another avenue, just look at Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxsville, Steve-o etc...they probably all made millions from doing dumb ****.

Just an idea Brah

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02-23-2010 , 02:40 AM

#145

Sendarianbluffs

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 349

hey try some temp agencys

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02-23-2010 , 02:44 AM

#146

FilthyRaven

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 524

If you can somehow prove to me your sitiuation is true and make a stars account (or maybe someone will do me a swap for ft $?) I will ship $35 if you spend it all in a fast food joint of your choice and film yourself eating as much of it as possible in ten minutes.

At least this way you may not need peanuts for a while.

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02-23-2010 , 03:28 AM

#147

TheNextDurrrr

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 664

this has to be a level lolz
I thought you were homeless OP where did you get the video camera and house

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02-23-2010 , 03:48 AM

#148

ChickenBrad

stranger

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 10

Haven't read the whole thread, but fwiw I would hire you in a second for any customer service position. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so optimistic and not getting updset/thinking the world is out to get them.

Having said that I probably wouldn't want you handling a lot of money.

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02-23-2010 , 04:50 AM

#149

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by TheNextDurrrr

this has to be a level lolz
I thought you were homeless OP where did you get the video camera and house

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Not sure if I'm going to go back to being homeless next week or not.

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Never thought I'd do something like this, but I don't have much choice.

Don't want to go back to living in my car. Last month some guys tried to break into my car while I was inside of it. Terrible experience.

Working on the video now.

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02-23-2010 , 05:06 AM

#150

xd777

journeyman

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 361

SAD THREAD ...

stop embarassing yourself ...

Someone with enough skill and coaching expierence should stake & coach you until you can play for a living ...

or work as a the official BBV Gigolo ... and your task will be to ask the women if they could hold a BBV Flag after you f*cked them and you provide a TR+Pics obv ...

what do you think?

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