I recommend a new mom OP

Yes, Yes............. And your mom is a nasty **** with a big smelly vagina.

Whats with the video of you burning innocent creatures? And why do you avoid the subject by trying to make jokes about moms? Something is very off here and its not just your moms giant sweaty ass. Whats the deal there weirdo?

She told me you was her best lover and you insisted on not wearing protection.

Horus, although risking to be another victim of your "hilarious mom jokes", if you really recorded yourself burning a bee, then you're even a bigger low-life than OP and may you get one-outered in life. If you didn't, then my bad.

OP, the above also applies to you as:

Also, for your sake: quit all forms of poker.
For the poker economy's sake: play all forms of poker.

horus, more videos pls

Alex i already got one outered in life when your mom lied to me and said she would dismount when i was ready to climax. The dirty bugger lied and now here you are disrespecting me. Smh.

You can do better than that.

Talk less, please. Everytime you move your mouth, my children are being squashed by your teeth. It pains me.

Sorry for the delay, alex's mom is a demanding woman who knows exactly what she wants. Filmed this while leaving her place.

Horus, while I believe that with a lot of work OP can overcome his obvious addiction for poker, I don't believe that you can overcome your obvious addiction for dicks no matter how hard you'd try. You can't have 'em all, mate!

Later edit:

I have to give you credit though. While OP is struggling to make any money out of his addiction, I'm pretty sure that you've done pretty well for yourself through yours! Keep it (them) up!

Alex why you so mad?

If you need some HU action, you only need to ask

I don't know which part of my post(s) has made you believe that I'm mad. I am a strong advocate for non-violence against creatures that are generally viewed as inferior to humans ( since we are such a superior and wonderful race ) and when I see videos that highlight that, I can't help myself.

If you're referring to my conversations with my good friend Horus, that was just a demonstration of friendly banter. Since he is actively asking for "pickles" with every post he makes, I decided to give him a little glimpse of mine but I won't let him have it all until he has really worked for it!

Regarding to your HU action inquiry, I am not a professional, nor that good at poker. Just a rec that likes the game, that's all so I respectfully must decline your offer.

If your "HU action" comment was a pun, then I must respectfully decline that too for your sake since you'll have to fight off Horus and he really gets mad when he has to share the pickle.

confurmed mad

horus, i love your videos mate, keep it up

Okay, I'm mad. Confurmed

Are you one of Horus's pickles as well ?

I sense some Brokeback Mountain bromance going on between the two of you.

And if you are one of his pickles you should know that he has no problems keeping it up.

shut up

I am at a loss for words contemplating the brain power you must've mustered to give such a complex response.

Bravo, sir/ma'am!

Sheep didn't click on the video. Sheep loves animals and is afraid to watch that.

Sorry sheep. I love you and i respect all sheep.

I enjoyed having front row seats for this one. One thing about cats is they torture their victims before killing them. The way this little birdie got passed around one would've thought it was alex's mom. Seeing as how she was a previous conquest of mines i knew that wasn't the case.

It's good for you to post as much as you can on any internet forum possible considering that this is the only way for you to get any interaction with other people since you can't really talk with those pickles always keeping your mouth full. You insatiable beast!

H0RUS gets it.

Your dad is fourty-four...
and he still call a man for a draw.

How does this thread have so many replies

horus that last one was wonderful, I watched it now with my son we were laughing like idiots,

please more to keep my family happy.

Fran youtube "moon tv speed cooking". That will get you and your son laughing