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07-17-2021 , 12:52 PM
A BBV story of stupidity

My buddy and I were on a poker tour. We started in Daytona at his local room, took a Casear's charter Jaxville to Tunica for a 4 day getaway, and ended the adventure back in a Jax cardroom. Along the way I got to bluff Chris Moneymaker a few times and after all expenses, I made $4K and my buddy was over $2K, so it was a fun 5 days.

The last day of almost nonstop poker in Tunica, we are 8 handed, $1/$3, and I have a $500 stack. I'm holding A7 and haven't played a hand in a half hour.

A weak player who has previously opened from EP and folded to my aggression opens to $12. He gets called by an older gentleman in HJ who calls a lot of preflop bets and clearly plays fit or fold. I raise to $35 expecting to take down the pot, but the HJ calls. Uh Oh.

Flop = KQ4

HJ checks, I bluff C-bet $55 and get called. Uh Oh. If the next card isn't an A or a , I'm going to have to give up.

Turn = 2 So I have outs. HJ checks and I bet $120. He angrily calls, Uh Oh.

River = 3 giving me the nut flush. HJ checks and I pause to think. The bluffiest thing I can think of is to push two dirty and uneven stacks into the pot. The dealer counts it as $181 and the HJ calls and clearly he thinks I'm bluffing. Yes!

I announce nut flush. But when I turn my cards over, I had misread my cards...in a good way A5. what an idiot! I was paid a $200 high hand bonus. I don't think I would have played my hand any differently had I known my true hand, but I was so shocked to see the str8flush that I couldn't hide how stupid I had been.

The next bit of fun was that the first hand we played at Jax BestBet, my buddy flopped quad 9s and earned a $1400 high hand.

A good trip.
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07-17-2021 , 04:59 PM
Tell us more stories Dad.
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07-17-2021 , 07:57 PM
So you thought you had the nuts but instead you had the nuts?

That's life on the fast lane!

Last edited by Morphismus; 07-18-2021 at 05:17 AM.
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07-18-2021 , 05:04 AM
That may be the most boring story I’ve ever read. I’m almost in awe.
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07-18-2021 , 06:20 AM
I’d never read this story for nerds
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07-19-2021 , 04:14 AM
The stories have certainly gone downhill in the last decade.

Next story will be taking a dump in the bathroom after losing it all.
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07-19-2021 , 04:46 PM
what is this???? a story for ANTS?
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07-21-2021 , 05:37 PM
Annette Obrestad would play hand in the same style but without even looking what she has. Because she has balls, OP!
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08-06-2021 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by FranFran
I’d never read this story for nerds

I was here to post this. Weird
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08-06-2021 , 05:57 PM
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