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Old 06-21-2008, 08:11 AM   #1
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How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

1. Make an account in another name so I can get RB at FTP.







2. Deposit 500$








3. Play at least 6 hours a day









4. Graph prediction



(At least I am making profit, and I have RB, so at the end of the month its all good)






5. After 2 weeks I predict my BR will be ~1500$ and I will start playing NL50.








6. At NL50 I will make ~2 BI a day. and play until i have 4000$ Bankroll for NL100. This should roughly take 25 days.



I think this pretty much speaks for itself.






7. Play NL100 until I reach ~12.000 for NL200. I will make in average.. 1,5 BI a day here. > Timeline for this would be around 50 days. (And I didn't even count RB in here!!!!)









8. When I start playing NL200, I figure I could do 1 BI in average per day and move up when I feel like it. I will live happy ever after.








Since I live where it is very hot atm. I am thinking about getting myself one of these:








Thank you for reading about my future.

WonderBoy.

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Old 06-21-2008, 08:15 AM   #2
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

always wanted to say this..





first
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:17 AM   #3
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

I am sorry but you are doing it wrong. The post should only contain "first". Now you ruined it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:32 AM   #4
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

but how much will you lose?
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:38 AM   #5
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

What if this happens to you:



?

Follow with this:



??
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:39 AM   #6
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

obviously i wont lose
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:40 AM   #7
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

In case of this:





I am a pretty good photoshopper, so I will flip the image horizontal.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:29 AM   #8
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

haha, funny
(not because it's true)
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:32 AM   #9
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

n1 screenshot of a 2$/4$ game, more like 0,05$/0,1$ AMIRIGHT?
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:49 AM   #10
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

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AMIRIGHT?
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:50 AM   #11
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

umm gl with that
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:54 AM   #12
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

I don;t know why i liked this thread...
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:19 PM   #13
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

sounds like a plan

good luck
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:25 PM   #14
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

I WILL INSTALL AND I WILL PLAY!!
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:55 PM   #15
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

blotkis is not concerned
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:05 PM   #16
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

why not just get RB on your existing account?
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:10 PM   #17
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

is it me or is there two Q in that table pic
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:20 PM   #18
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

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why not just get RB on your existing account?
How do u do this?
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:23 PM   #19
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How do u do this?
i emailed ftp and asked
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:28 PM   #20
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

i lold
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:29 PM   #21
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i emailed ftp and asked
nice, i did the same and they told me to get lost
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:49 PM   #22
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nice, i did the same and they told me to get lost
i did this and they told me to be patient, then they shipped the RB a month later
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:52 PM   #23
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blotkis is not concerned
Trust me. He would be if he knew about this.
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:53 PM   #24
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

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why not just get RB on your existing account?
They wont give a NL25 RB for obvious reasons. Besides FTP doesn't answer their emails.

Also - it wouldn't go with my whole storyline.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:35 PM   #25
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Re: How I will become rich from 500$ (TR w magic photos)

How much do one of those sweet rides cost op?
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