Indeed. Although, conversely, rectal tearing/sphinctral abrasion from taking Kraken-sized sh*ts and having to wipe one's notch several more times a day may well throw a spanner into the works in the latter stages. I reckon he should start sh*tting in a relatively fast-flowing river, standing in the water and facing upstream: removes all need for wiping.

Maybe it does get easier, time will tell, however, one must prepare for the worst. That means cramming some serious dogs down early.

Jim in 2 weeks?



He wouldn't care tbh, Jim would have to get hit by a bus to even slow him down. He'd still be chomping on dogs if he was nil by mouth laid up in hospital.

I am willing to bet anyone straight up, or even give you 3 times as much if you can eat two quails a day for a whole month, 31 days, I can put up 5K. Yes this is from AS's Book.

hahaha anyone not rootin' for this guy has no heart.

You're got this **** hot dog man!!!!

elaborate on this pls.

Best South Park episode ever, imo.

Good luck, OP.

FYP

Isn't the standard for this bet 1 quail? Or are you betting 1:1 for 1 quail per day and 3:1 for 2 quails per day?

Super easy if you can separate the feathers and toast them for breakfast.

Beat: Hot Dog Man nickname is going to stick

Brag: When you get cancer, you can get a prescription for medicinal marijuana

Variance: you'll know more ways to make hot dogs than bubba gump does shrimp

he doesnt smoke :/
i'll say he boils 445 of them and barbecues 5 of them, all plain

How come you guys bought all the hot dogs at once? What is the expiry date on them? I don't know a lot about Red Hots but it possible that the ones he's gonna have to eat in the last week could be pretty foul.

Also, if he fails you'll have wasted $$ on a bunch of unwanted food.

Reservoir Hot Dogs imo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31P_h...eature=related


Brother bought a red hot dog, he bought it for a bet
His sister had another one, she paid it for the cat

He put the dog in the hot dog bun, he ate 'em both up (x3)
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, he called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

Now let me get this straight
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, you ate 'em both up (x3)
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

You put the dog in the hot dog bun, you ate 'em both together
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, then you feel better
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, eat 'em both up
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, and call me in the morning

Brother bought a red hot dog, he bought it for a bet
His sister had another one, she paid it for the cat
He put the dog in the hot dog bun, he ate 'em both up
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, he called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Now let me get this straight

You put the dog in the hot dog bun, you eat 'em both up (x3)
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, you're such a silly canuck

Put the dog in the hot dog bun, you eat 'em both together
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, then you feel better
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, eat 'em both down
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, and call me in the morning

Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say

Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, you're such a silly canuck

Put the dog in the hot dog bun, you eat 'em both together
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, then you feel better
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, eat 'em both up
Put the dog in the hot dog bun, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'

Yes, you call me in the morning
If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do

what fun would it be if we only bought like 50 at a time?

freeze them ftw.

also, what do u mean unwanted food? everyone loves hotdogs!

Fair enough. Highly entertaining thread, have fun!

Just FYI:

When you leave the grocery store with hot dogs, head straight home and refrigerate or freeze them immediately. If there is no product date, hot dogs can be safely stored in the unopened package for 2 weeks in the refrigerator; once opened, only 1 week. For maximum quality, freeze hot dogs no longer than 1 or 2 months.

From here:

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Factsheets/Hot_Dogs/index.asp

#1 if we bought 50 at a time I'd have to go back 3 times a week.
#2 I will most likely be eating a large number of them plain.
#3 how many quails do I have to eat?

r u drunk

Hungry yet?

i still havent heard back from our friend.

if you want to make sure this guy loses the bet, just tell him exactly whats inside a hot dog and how they are made!

he said he was gettin drunk tonight and eatin drunken dogs, but i have a funny feeling he passed out

No way

hopefully he will remember how many he ate if he did