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#7 more days

7 more days till wat? Star wars in 70 hours. weeeeeeeeeeeeee

7 more working days til I am finished for the year and have 3 weeks holiday!

What happened to the weak Australian mod, did he finally get a job? Him not being online for 4 days is somewhat worrying.

No internet in Spain

Ripple Fid

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

Did fid starve?

Getting care package ready fid we wont let you down

is sperm sauce available in usa#1 retail stores? i want to get my gf something memorable for the 7th night of chanukka and this stuff is apparently in high demand.

Calm down Mr. Tuma, right now! Punk

Only available in Denmark #155 or something

8 more, counting in this Saturday and Sunday, special thanks to Obama. Ah, maybe I'll take Saturday off cos f all, that's why. Also I should prolly not leave my flat in the apocalyptic state it is now, so that alone counts as one more day. Also I acccidentally bought some toilet paper with apple smell. I'll blame Donald on that one

0. No gif-t but I have received the gif-t of BBV and that's enough
1. Today will get pass on the murder but only because I need to be positive
2. Mr. tbh I will never relinquish my lead
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle you have acquired the spot of Mr. WN until he demonstrates living and breathing or maybe he's just getting bumped down to #9
4. We cannot abandon the list just because life gets just a little bit annoying!
5. We have successfully finished the first semester of Pharmacy school as of one hour ago
6. There is no room for retreat!
7. Mr. FWWM you take off all of the days and smoke some toilet paper apple smell #thanksDonobama
8. Mr. Sheep I appreciate your kind words and requests on my behalf for the avatar update; this support will not be forgotten
9. Mr. Whiskeyneat I am concerned that you neated to death

Ten posts to 8888

Will I get banned before then?

Probably not if I stay in BBV.

Probably if I venture to OOT in my current state of mind. Larry Legend after all.

8 is a lucky number in China so take that into account when you maketh the epic poast. The world is watching you

Today marks the beginning of a full month before I start the second semester of hell. The first four semesters of this program are the worst, then the fifth and sixth are the downhill slope academically.

The last full year (jk 48 weeks) is unpaid internship in six week blocks. Then licensing. Then I fill Mr. tbh's prescription for 200 Xanax per day.

Also how do you join three years after me and have a lot more poasts? I mean I'm already synonymous to all the nonsensical one-liners. If you take all of my serious/contentful poasts I'm prolly at 100 or something.

Thanks Obama

I should have waited until making the 8888th post to tell the Chinese girl to go **** herself for life. That happened yesterday when she couldn't stop interrupting me while I was trying to talk about something important. She's one of those people that stops you while you're talking to say "You sound mad" and then when you tell her you're not mad she says "if you're not mad, why do you sound mad? You said ****, stop swearing at me."

No, I will not stop saying the word **** for anyone, and I will never accept you interrupting me when I'm talking about pizza! It's very important to me.

Lets remember that my first 2500 posts were absolute ****. Fid never let me forget this.

Don't you have to write any research papers or something?