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12-10-2017 , 12:54 PM
FWWM - WN recommended a sleeping aid to me that i have been using with some success. They're called Calms Forte. It doesn't knock you out like a sleeping pill but if you take it and lay down you can fall asleep and there is no hangover or grogginess.
12-10-2017 , 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
i even bought that ****ty apple watch, so funny when it notifies me that my heart rate is above 120bpm and it doesnt see any activity going on.
Maybe you’re wearing it on the wrong wrist?
12-10-2017 , 01:48 PM
Mr. RacerExTex's avatar will likely rustle Mr. Folding's jimmies.
12-10-2017 , 01:49 PM
I have tried OTC sleeping aids but they did nothing. I found cutting out drinking coffee in the evening helped more. Getting bum raped by the pharm industry as AF snickers in all his vileness.
12-10-2017 , 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Mr. RacerExTex's avatar will likely rustle Mr. Folding's jimmies.
Nope he said he loved it but I get how this fits in. I am enjoying the old threads of days gone by.
12-10-2017 , 01:57 PM
2nd last Monday of the working year. I'll survive.
12-10-2017 , 04:55 PM
Deutschland Deutschland alles ist vorbei, alles ist vorbei, alles ist vorbei.....

12-10-2017 , 04:57 PM
fake sport
12-10-2017 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
i am home game king
yea when im not there making hero calls

Winning Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 ($0.02 ante) - 7 players
Hand delivered by Pokeit

S-Man (UTG): $12.36 (124 bb)
0marComing (MP): $10.00 (100 bb)
Lionel_The_Bear (MP+1): $12.50 (125 bb)
kacperstm (CO): $30.88 (309 bb)
MIG0S ATL (BU): $15.03 (150 bb)
LOLCATZ101 (SB): $20.76 (208 bb)
suitedjustice (BB): $10.06 (101 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.29) Hero (MIG0S ATL) is BTN with Q 6
3 players fold, kacperstm (CO) raises to $0.39, MIG0S ATL (BU) calls $0.39, LOLCATZ101 (SB) calls $0.34, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.41) J 5 6 (3 players)
LOLCATZ101 (SB) checks, kacperstm (CO) bets $0.77, MIG0S ATL (BU) calls $0.77, LOLCATZ101 (SB) calls $0.77

Turn: ($3.72) K (3 players)
LOLCATZ101 (SB) checks, kacperstm (CO) bets $2.65, MIG0S ATL (BU) calls $2.65, LOLCATZ101 (SB) folds

River: ($9.02) 9 (2 players)
kacperstm (CO) bets $5.43, MIG0S ATL (BU) calls $5.43

Total pot: $19.88 (Rake: $0.99)

Showdown:
kacperstm (CO) mucks 3 8 (high card, King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 38%, Flop: 21%, Turn: 7%, River: 0%)

MIG0S ATL (BU) mucks Q 6 (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 62%, Flop: 79%, Turn: 93%, River: 100%)

MIG0S ATL (BU) wins $18.89
12-10-2017 , 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Nope he said he loved it but I get how this fits in. I am enjoying the old threads of days gone by.
Plus I stabbed him preflop.
12-10-2017 , 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Mr. RacerExTex's avatar will likely rustle Mr. Folding's jimmies.
I remain unrustled!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
I have tried OTC sleeping aids but they did nothing. I found cutting out drinking coffee in the evening helped more. Getting bum raped by the pharm industry as AF snickers in all his vileness.
Cutting out a central nervous system stimulant in the hours of the night helped you sleep more than caffeine + sleeping agents? I don't buy this.

Spoiler:
that's a lie, I do buy this


Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Nope he said he loved it but I get how this fits in. I am enjoying the old threads of days gone by.
Truth, my jimmies were more pleased than rustled!

Quote:
Originally Posted by RacerExTex
Plus I stabbed him preflop.
urkkkk /AFdies
12-10-2017 , 07:48 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, Sheep and Mutant Turtles,

Today is Sheepday. It is a very important day indeed, as it is the 36th consecutive Sheepdayto take place! A day that will live in infamy. It's a fun Sheepday, because it is the least product of two non-one squared integers! (2x2x3x3). On this fine day we recognize the efforts and contributions of Mr. Sheep, a wonderful member and BBV soldier. We are truly lucky to have him. #blessed #2017 #can'tstopwon'tstop #MorphIsRecipeing #Spermsauce

Today we shall celebrate the grace and beauty of the Lacaune sheep! Good day, everyone, and rejoice!






12-10-2017 , 07:58 PM
0. No gif-t and no happiness OH WAIT MR. SHEEP DELIVERS AGAIN
1. Happy Sundae delicious treats and studies with no Gypsie murder
2. Mr. tbh talkin' all the smack about the homegame
3. Mr. WN not talking any smack and I am concerned af
4. So close to being done
5. 72 hours and we're free and clear
6. Really just 48 though because the only tests that matter are through Tuesday
7. Mr. FWWM noticeably missing with his obamaids
8. Mr. Sheep thank you for your sexcellent contributions on Sheepday and every other day that ends in "y"
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle is my designated poster for when I am not here and he seems to have figured that out; truly uncanny
12-10-2017 , 08:10 PM
Trying out nlo2 now. I lasted 5 min and 3 bi at plo2 yesterday before I ragequit. I'm sure that changing to no limit will be the key here.
12-10-2017 , 08:16 PM
you're missing a key factor of about 2^3 at the end of the NLO.

That's where the maximum pain comes from.
12-10-2017 , 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
you're missing a key factor of about 2^3 at the end of the NLO.

That's where the maximum pain comes from.
Nothing can go wron...oops, paid the blinds then the game crashed.
12-10-2017 , 08:25 PM
We're back. So do I station down for every draw, or just most of them?
12-10-2017 , 09:05 PM
I have no idea when to 3b, but no one else is doing it so maybe never.
12-10-2017 , 10:02 PM
Play a street poker style and you'll be alright.
12-11-2017 , 12:35 AM
# 9 more working days left in the year.

Steak and Chips and Salad for dinner
Staying Fed
12-11-2017 , 01:46 AM


finish the year strong
12-11-2017 , 01:47 AM
Sammy I am watching the sports news and in Track Cycling NZ women beat Denmark women in the Madisen. Just another standard day at the office.
12-11-2017 , 01:49 AM
Mr. suitedjustice:

In NLO8 you over-jam any AA2x suited
In NOL8 you three-bet any button
In N8LO you call any Axxx when x = low cards and not 9
In NL8O you limp-call any open with A2xx

Basically whatever the **** you want to do is wrong, and if someone jams when you have AA23 you will always lose.
12-11-2017 , 01:50 AM
I stayed so ****ing fed with pancakes+nutella+whipped cream followed by the turkey-chili I just made, all five ****ing pounds of it
12-11-2017 , 01:50 AM
Also Mr. Colin_Piddle you are so close to semi-hemi-freedom

      
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