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Old 12-07-2017, 01:44 PM   #376
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Re: *** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

I thought the scene was funny, but maybe it wasn't for everyone
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:47 PM   #377
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That's another guy who thought he was funny. Prolly just some SA gimmick though
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:47 PM   #378
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Fiddle will be so sad when he finds out.
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:50 PM   #379
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Inb4 eulogy.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:04 PM   #380
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Fiddle will be so sad when he finds out.
He's been banned for ages.

One day Denmark will catch up with the rest of the world.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:09 PM   #381
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Inb4 eulogy.
I have written that for ages.

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It is hard to eulogize any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of gender bending, who moved an internet forum towards total sexual confusion, and in the process tilted billions of rednecks around the world.

Born during season 2 of Golden Girls, far from finding his sexual identity, a gender-fluid being raised as a boy by the elders of his gender-fluidity-ignorant tribe – Oberbrunner would emerge as the first great gender bender of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, she would lead a resistance movement – a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of making sure that every aspect of life is represented by equal amounts of cis-males, trans-females, cis-females, and trans-men (in any order). She would endure brutal privacy-violation that began in the Lady’s bathroom of the DMV, and reached the outside of said bathroom. Thrown out of the Lady’s bathroom, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – have awkward conversations about it with 3 people involved.

Given the sweep of her posting record, and the penis pix that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Oberbrunner as an icon, male one day, female the other, detached from the tawdry affairs of cis males. But Oberbrunner herself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us her opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with her victories. “At one point I closed my real Tinder account so that I could swipe right on one again, thinking that if I swiped right again, I would be more likely to show up for one” he wrote, “Now, I wonder if that confused Tinder and it's keeping me from showing up at all on one's Tinder?”

Oberbrunner showed us the power of gender bending; of taking risks on behalf of our ideals. Perhaps Oberbrunner was right that she inherited the balls from Caitlyn Jenner. But unlike closeted homosexuals – like LuckyLuke01 and King Spew – Oberbrunner disciplined his anger; and channeled her desire to bombing other threads with LGBTIQ issues into making threads, and more threads, and strategies for action, so cis-men, trans-women, trans-men, and cis-women (in any order) could stand-up for their dignity. Moreover, she accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “[a] person was upset that I was not in the bathroom of my gender assigned at birth” she wrote in the “Violated!”-Thread. “I was upset with the person for invading my privacy”

Oberbrunner taught us the meaning of “cis” in the first place, but also the importance of “trans”; the need to trade genitalia pix not only with those you agree with, but also with those who you don’t. He understood that sexual orientation cannot be contained by your body, or extinguished by bathroom assignments.

After this great gender bender is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and villages, and rejoined our daily routines, let us search then for her strength – for his largeness of spirit – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – think of Oberbrunner, and the words that brought him comfort within her body:

Sometimes I feel like I’m a “mate”
Sometimes I’m female, real and whole
I am the mistress of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

What a great soul he was. We will miss her deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Oberbrunner. May Caitlyn Jenner bless the people of BBV4L.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:16 PM   #382
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Who else do you already have a eulogy in store?
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:17 PM   #383
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Will not be missed.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:35 PM   #384
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He'll They'll be back.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:41 PM   #385
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franko is playing liveaments

many beers on the table
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:42 PM   #386
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Re: *** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

0. The gif-t is approved for today and forever
1. It's a ****-you-thursday-sorry-Gypsie-you-gotta-kill-it
2. Mr. tbh once again missing
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat don't make me find you on the interwebs
4. We're cutting off the chinese girl because she said
5. and I quote
6. Don't waste my time if this is all it can be
7. RIGHT AFTER SHE SAID SHE MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER EX (Probably Mr. FWWM!)
8. Mr. Sheep how do you take a person seriously who directly confounds their own message immediately?
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle you may have this one and I shall mail her to you
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:43 PM   #387
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Who else do you already have a eulogy in store?
None atm. Should I start with yours?
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:49 PM   #388
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Re: *** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SHEEP!!

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

and a very special HAI to Sammy. drinker of human piss and porker extraordinaire!!
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:50 PM   #389
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franko is playing liveaments

many beers on the table
GL GL GL GL GL

RUN GOOT RUN GOOT RUN GOOT!!!
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:50 PM   #390
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:51 PM   #391
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i am 99% alive
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:52 PM   #392
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Reminders are not always about hydration. t0okie used to remind us every Friday to light one up.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...7&postcount=86

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Old 12-07-2017, 02:53 PM   #393
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Based on the recent AF post it might not be the worst idea Cmon AF she's young and needs the D, aaah experience I meant to say. Also very Murican chinese girl you have there, an Asian girl would hardly ever talk even remotely that direct.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:53 PM   #394
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saw sam harris and bret weinstein soeak last night, then i got really hammered, then i set the oven on fire making a roast and this silly little indian had a panic attack. i let the flames roar while he lost his **** for a while b4 putting it out with the baking soda
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:55 PM   #395
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Wtf? Nothing ever happens here and I make a two liner and have like a mirrion poasts in between? Obama
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:55 PM   #396
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tinder date tn, she said "not into hookups"

lol, we will see about that
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:01 PM   #397
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:04 PM   #398
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:20 PM   #399
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:25 PM   #400
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Hai Friday
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