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12-06-2017 , 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'm having a pizza that cost under 2 Euros from the supermarket.

How bad do you think it will be?
Prepare to be on the toilet the rest of the day
12-06-2017 , 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I thought it was a sexy getaway?
It is, but Sammy can't do the sex thing all weekend. Sammy performs way above average when it comes to sex, but he has to recover at least 16 hours between sessions.
12-06-2017 , 02:14 PM
16 hours?
12-06-2017 , 02:16 PM
Yes Mr. Piddle, 16 hours!
12-06-2017 , 02:16 PM
weak
12-06-2017 , 02:18 PM
I didn't seem to post much in the LC thread back in the day
12-06-2017 , 02:26 PM
Well that pizza was like making love to Sammy. Mediocre at best.
12-06-2017 , 02:37 PM
Shut your dirty little mouth, right now!
12-06-2017 , 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'm having a pizza that cost under 2 Euros from the supermarket.

How bad do you think it will be?
Frozen? Nut worst probably.

There's some hope for merely refrigerated.
12-06-2017 , 02:46 PM
Calm down.
12-06-2017 , 02:46 PM
lol 16h, Sammy confirmed 60+
12-06-2017 , 02:50 PM
Sammy2(16 hour apart)Bullets
12-06-2017 , 03:12 PM
1. Glædelig jul allesammen! (undtagen Sammy)
2. If Sheep is married, I bet he keeps her satisfied. Sammy needs coaching. Please assist.
3. Sorry in advance but sheep day has nothing while up against national cookie day.
4. It only takes Sammy 30 mins to recover while logged into pornhub.
5. How is waffle baby?
6. Those xmas model gifs are making me wet.
7. I hold no judgement over tbh's love of adult entertainment. If Harvey Weinstein did the same, he wouldn't be in trouble.
8. Doing this to score AF browny points.
12-06-2017 , 03:16 PM
Sammy's gf is almost 2 years old.
12-06-2017 , 03:17 PM
Wait... that doesn't sound right.
12-06-2017 , 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
0. That looks like Amanda on the right in His Benevolence's gif-t
1. **** you, wet and chilly Wednesday
2. Please alive, Mr. Tbh
3. You as well, Mr. Whiskey
4. We found out that the Asian ewe at work is already taken. Sheep blames FWWM, Folding, Tbh and Obama
5. We stayed fed today
6. Hai Gypsie, please get the chainsaw because Wednesday totally has it coming
7. Beer
8. Hai Sheep, why are you talking to yourself?
9. Are we doing it right, Mr. Folding?
I am AlwaysFolding and I highly approve of this listing. Mr. Sheep is a good lister. He has skills that are transferable to multiple domains. Be like Mr. Sheep, acquire a spot on the list.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I always though AF was a sheep gimmick
I would be honored!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Not sure there are two posters more different. But anyway.....

Folding: Open person, Dates multiple girls, Pharmacy, American, posts a huge amount, not overly into sports/exercise.

Sheep: Private person, Seems more of a relationship guy, works in Finance, European, into sports/exercise. Doesn't post a huge amount (compared to Folding anyway)
I lift five days a week!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SammysGF
1. Glædelig jul allesammen! (undtagen Sammy)
2. If Sheep is married, I bet he keeps her satisfied. Sammy needs coaching. Please assist.
3. Sorry in advance but sheep day has nothing while up against national cookie day.
4. It only takes Sammy 30 mins to recover while logged into pornhub.
5. How is waffle baby?
6. Those xmas model gifs are making me wet.
7. I hold no judgement over tbh's love of adult entertainment. If Harvey Weinstein did the same, he wouldn't be in trouble.
8. Doing this to score AF browny points.
Brownie points awarded, sending Mr. Samuel cunnilingus coaching lessons, right now!
12-06-2017 , 03:49 PM
0. The benevolent gif-ts are plentiful and good in December!
1. ****-you-Wed-nes-day-Gypsie-you-make-good-lists-too-kill-wed-nes-day-please
2. Mr. tbh has yet to alive and is presumed almost alive
3. Okay Mr. Whiskeyneat the joke was funny but you need to post now
4. Mr. Morph what do you mean you're not on the list?
5. Today we have almost fallen asleep in class about six times
6. I even directly tried
7. Mr. FWWM where is the TR?
8. Mr. Sheep has made the slowpokes very satisfied and proud on this day #December6th2017
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle let's hit the gym and be swollmates
10. Glad to see Mr. Majik posting with much frequency!
11. I think that Mr. Horus is satisfied with literally being my location at any given time
12. Natamus plz alive I am concerned
12-06-2017 , 03:52 PM
omg
12-06-2017 , 03:53 PM
I think Nat has got bored I seen him posting in the Bayareaappreciation thread lately but not here.

I'm sorry Lord Benevolence Folding. Let's hit the gym for sure
12-06-2017 , 03:56 PM
octopussy
12-06-2017 , 04:00 PM
He's joined a few capping contests in that thread. When the beast snaps is when the fun starts. He is in need of new rage material though.
12-06-2017 , 04:04 PM
I've skimmed that thread from time to time. Too much work for me. There's new jargon and catchphrases to learn and too many posts in general.
12-06-2017 , 04:10 PM
Nat has forsaken us.
12-06-2017 , 04:13 PM
Justice hows the work day? I wish it was 3pm here instead of 9am
12-06-2017 , 04:30 PM
We have a new guy starting here today. Seems solid. They have him in shipping but Imma formulating a plan to subtly train him for my position, as nobody here knows I'm quitting in 150 days.

      
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