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12-15-2017 , 01:45 PM
12-15-2017 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SammysGF
I would say the same of your penis.

Seriously, calm down and troll them back.
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12-15-2017 , 02:08 PM
You have to talk Brazilian Portuguese if you wnat to get more than Diarrhea excuses out of your gf
12-15-2017 , 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
What's up with those Google ads, Sammy doesn't want to become a prison guard.

google ads are based on your browsing tendencies. Why have you been googling prison guards?
12-15-2017 , 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
You have to talk Brazilian Portuguese if you wnat to get more than Diarrhea excuses out of your gf
Buchstabieren sie bitte

Bier

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 12-15-2017 at 02:14 PM. Reason: Berliner Pfannkuchen
12-15-2017 , 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
I beg your pardon? I am enjoying my retirement and Mr. Sammy's kitchen is no longer my domain.
12-15-2017 , 04:08 PM
12-15-2017 , 04:27 PM
Morning Sammy!
12-15-2017 , 04:28 PM
I am playing a $22 MTT on party poker
12-15-2017 , 04:50 PM


Ewww. Is this true? Do you eat poor Wilbur in ROWland?
12-15-2017 , 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice


Ewww. Is this true? Do you eat poor Wilbur in ROWland?
Yes, it's great when made into sausages/salami, the tenderline is very good too. Sammy will eat anything with 2-10 legs.

12-15-2017 , 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Yes, it's great when made into sausages/salami, the tenderline is very good too. Sammy will eat anything with 2-10 legs.

Now we know what happens to the Derby losers.
12-15-2017 , 05:20 PM
0. Fiddles I apologize for my callous callousness and request another gif-t plz
1. Hello Gypsie on a lovely Friday afternoon!
2. I am not surprised that Mr. tbh is dead until he alives
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat please provide TR of taking the manies
4. This is the second list of the day
5. I apologize I again to my benevolent leader Fid and thank him for infarcting Sammy2Vaginas
6. It is the only way
7. Mr. FWWM you are ****ing CRUSHING the posting game this month
8. Everyone once in a while, when it is not Sheepday, I will put commas in the list to write a longer post about a good member; Mr. Sheep gets that today
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle I hope you have avoided the sperm sauce that has infected page 18 of the best thread on 2p2
12-15-2017 , 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Now we know what happens to the Derby losers.
Sammy loves bagpipe music. Sammy's cool like that
12-15-2017 , 05:35 PM
Sammy let you out early on a 6 month probation, don't fuck it up or you'll be back faster than 2 shits of pinguin in a tailor's pocket, licorice and feathers.



Beer
12-15-2017 , 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
8. Everyone once in a while, when it is not Sheepday, I will put commas in the list to write a longer post about a good member; Mr. Sheep gets that today
And even a semicolon!
12-15-2017 , 05:46 PM
sammy never banned me, nevar
12-15-2017 , 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy let you out early on a 6 month probation, don't fuck it up or you'll be back faster than 2 shits of pinguin in a tailor's pocket, licorice and feathers.



Beer
Cheers, Sammy.
12-15-2017 , 06:17 PM
12-15-2017 , 06:29 PM
12-15-2017 , 06:31 PM
ITM in $22 PartyPoker MTT

bout 100 players left 2.7k for the win!!
12-15-2017 , 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
ITM in $22 PartyPoker MTT

bout 100 players left 2.7k for the win!!
12-15-2017 , 06:51 PM
Get them Colin, you can do it

12-15-2017 , 06:55 PM
Thanks sammy for once I will try to win this
12-15-2017 , 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Thanks sammy for once I will try to win this
You will at least make ft Mr. Colin. Sammy will use his immense spiritual powers to make sure this happens




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