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12-14-2017 , 03:40 PM

#826

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

If you pull a sickie, you can take rest of today and tomorrow off bang 3 and half day weekend!

It's Friday punks!!!!!

12-14-2017 , 04:07 PM

#827

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Also MOAR random asian videos FWWM

12-14-2017 , 04:11 PM

#828

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

If you pull a sickie, you can take rest of today and tomorrow off bang 3 and half day weekend!

It's Friday punks!!!!!

They know I'm never sick--two half days in 11 years. I played myself, there.

12-14-2017 , 04:37 PM

#829

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

12-14-2017 , 04:37 PM

#830

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

RIP internet. it's been a good run!

12-14-2017 , 04:44 PM

#831

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Nerds

12-14-2017 , 04:58 PM

#832

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

2 half days in 11 years sick life sir.

I have not had any time off since 2015 when a big flu virus went through our squash club. I was off for about 3 days.

12-14-2017 , 05:08 PM

#833

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

You were off for 3 days, but have only had two half days off in total?

12-14-2017 , 05:08 PM

#834

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Gifs will now cost $1.99/second. Stationary memes will be $.49 ea.

12-14-2017 , 05:09 PM

#835

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

I don't think I ever had a sick day since I left university.

12-14-2017 , 05:10 PM

#836

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Not even after that night with Craggoo's mum?

12-14-2017 , 05:13 PM

#837

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I don't think I ever had a real job since I left university.

fyp

12-14-2017 , 05:15 PM

#838

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

I'm not weak like Sammy. I don't need to have days off.

12-14-2017 , 05:22 PM

#839

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm not weak like Sammy. I don't need to have days off.

Sammy doesn't have any sick days, punk!

12-14-2017 , 05:50 PM

#840

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i haves another tinder date.

shes from alaska and can catch and clean a halibut, lets see if i can find my way into the vagina

12-14-2017 , 05:52 PM

#841

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i haves another tinder date.

shes from alaska and can catch and clean a halibut, lets see if i can find my way into the vagina

I hope you can get into that just for the <puts on sunglasses>....halibut!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

12-14-2017 , 05:57 PM

#842

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Everyone,

What did I miss?

Getting coated in breadcrumbs I suppose...

12-14-2017 , 05:59 PM

#843

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Spoiler:

Sweden must be great!

12-14-2017 , 06:17 PM

#844

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Using the ß is very beta

12-14-2017 , 06:51 PM

#845

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

SheiBe

12-14-2017 , 09:37 PM

#846

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

So Sammy your zodiac sign is Capricorn. That explains your obsession with work

12-14-2017 , 10:59 PM

#847

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Also explains why he has blocked 26 posters.

12-15-2017 , 12:02 AM

#848

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

To be fair at least some of those blocked are complete dolts like MTT and Tim Stone

12-15-2017 , 12:12 AM

#849

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

true

12-15-2017 , 01:45 AM

#850

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

#5 more days

Just had beer and pizza
one more week baby!

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