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01-12-2010 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by FilthyRaven
Now show me some love.
Ninety-nine sit n go's and cashed in one.

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01-12-2010 , 12:59 PM
So if you havin girl problems I'll be there for you son,
I played
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Originally Posted by DRybes
Ninety-nine sit n go's and cashed in one.
Yeah, I cashed in one.
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01-12-2010 , 01:11 PM
dudes.. whats going on here?

go and make a feature
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01-12-2010 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkhours
some rapper claiming to be broke? I thought every one of them made millions! Could we be at the end of that form of music? Please? Maybe it will go away like the big hair bands of the 80's.
lol

always nice to degrade one of the greatest artforms of the last 3 decades

sickest lines ever written by a human being (pharoahe monch) and bassically my thoughts after reading this thread:

I'm obsessed with multiple nude photographs of the beat in my room on the wall
Pondering the verses, fondling my balls
Witness a ***** who will take rap and chase it
Through an occupied dimly lit staircases and rape it
Grab the drums by the waistline (scratches)
I snatch the kick, kick the snares, sodomize the bassline
Never waste time, I give the verse rabies
Cum on the chorus, tell the hook to swallow my babies
Maybe I might...switch! Let the witch live
The original plan was to kill the bitch on the bridge
Ditch the body parts off somewhere near the cresendo
When my innuendos elapse...my nezuenno attacks
The instrumental elapses,
perhaps that's the only reason that I spared her life
You could solo my ****in' vocals and I still get trife
Slice the rhythm...disfigure the face of the groove
For any fader that flies or knobs or button that moves

Consider this: the loops are similar to clitorises exposed
On your miss is a hole, a vicious cycle of SIN!
That doesn't end til' I stop ****in'
A million emcees and they ain't sayin' nuttin'

Ain't ****in it right, they ain't ****in' it right
They ain't ****in' it right, they ain't ****in' it right
They ain't ****in' it like...ME.

(scratches)

She had the nerve to take the case to court knowin' I rape for sport
Took the stand cryin' denying her whole invoving lying
Why would an ex-cop lie in a sex shop, fly linen down grinnin'
With my coat over my shoulder sittin'
Browsin' pornography (uhh!), the stenographer smilin' the whole time
While jotting verbal photography
Her eyes mahogany
I flashed to a photo in my mind of a body bludgeoned with slashed arteries
Pardon me, back to the case, slap in the face
Examinin' the jury similar to crack in a safe
What happens to bass? It was anistic, I would inhale eighths
Sniff that, sat her ass all over my face and taste it
To hell wit' 1980 remixes, **** disco
Turned on the 3000, stuck my dick where the disc go
Yokonaz, ripped the sexy MPC 60, buyin' a ticket to hell
Verbally dickin' the 12 down, sound ****ty
I knew she used to be gritty
Too many impotent emcees in this God forsaken city

Ain't ****in her right, ain't ****in' her right
Ain't ****in' her like...ME.

Consider this: the loops are similar to clitorises exposed
On your miss is a hole, a vicious cycle of SIN!
That doesn't end til' I stop ****in'
A million emcees and they ain't sayin' nuttin'
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01-12-2010 , 01:27 PM
ive seen like 2 other screen names railing various 26$ MTT SNGs saying this exact same "broke rapper" schpeel. i guess its bc ppl are dumb enough to actually send them money for it??
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01-12-2010 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord_Ferus
dudes.. whats going on here?

go and make a feature
What? A feature like a film? Like '2012'?,
Or some **** with ******ed dwarves, hobbits and elves?
Nah, Im sticking right here on 2+2,
Checking threads, while opponents stew,
Here we go!
Whats this Donk gonna do?
Stacked.... go get the hearse,
Filthyraven just signed another ****ing verse.
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01-12-2010 , 01:40 PM
[x] MC Hammer ITT
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01-12-2010 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DRybes
This reply is referential cause your verses have potential
you should listen for a lesson cause some changes are essential
Get your ass up off the comp and find a paper and a pencil
Cook a hook that you can book instead of tracing off a stencil
Then its purely consequential that your fans grow exponential
People try to be your friend and talk to you all reverential
But you gotta work a while first establishing credential
And I got some other tips I'm gonna skip - it's confidential.
[x] man enough to admit when I got ****ed up in verse
[x] got ****ed up in verse
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02-07-2010 , 09:47 AM
I'm at a small FT right now, and there's a guy claiming to be another broke rapper:

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bizzleindahouse (Observer): yo yo lyon quit playin like a ******... this dude is so soft hes playin poker in aleotard.. my boy josem is a general, like a point guard.. taking him outa this tournament is gonna be to hard...about to takea ll your chips leavin u scarred
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02-07-2010 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by killer_kill
Spoiler:
1,/,/
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02-07-2010 , 11:13 AM
And IflopThaSet is another one of those "broke rappers"
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02-07-2010 , 12:11 PM
i feed myself a bucket o' chicken
then i go and feed myself a bucket o' chicken
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02-07-2010 , 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Clozer_702
You forgot to mention you came back from like a 5-1 chip deficit HU, while laughin' our butts off at some railbird. As far as I'm concerned it was classic stuff. The chat ensuing the actual rap was pretty damn funny. Better if ur there obv, but none the less. Good post and GG my friend.

This word does not mean what you think it does
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02-08-2010 , 02:07 PM
well here we go here is proof
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02-08-2010 , 03:38 PM
[x] unnecessary use of checkboxes in OP
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