Hey so I ran into the infamous broke rapper the other day on FT.


Also since bbv sucks at saving there own sucky threads I'll do it for you....

NSFW

lol a+

good business plan by the railbird lol

hmmmm something wrong but I really can't tell what

you must not FT many tournaments if you've never seen railbirds inserting your name into a canned "rap"

everytime i get one of those guys i tlel them if they can true rhyme orange and month in 4 lines I will ship the 100$....I rarely get any responses

I went for some breakfast and thought I'd have an orange
Mama said "No son, you have to eat my porridge"
I tried to think clearly but I only had a hunch
This wouldn't be my day or my f %*&*$g month

$100 please!

buncha ****in nits up in this thread

give him his 100$

he asked for true (i.e. perfect) rhymes. these are forced rhymes. I don't even know what you're thinking with "hunch".

You cannot be serious.

Well I thought it was ok but I'm no fancy scientist.

Yo, i was scamming throu¨ twoplus two
checkin out post, tellin you its true
when i saw the word
i felt a sudden surge
to vomit, cause theres no rhyming words
to orange or month
send me $100 or **** you turds

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yoyo, welcome to this final table, the winning will be for him yo, thsi is my not rhyming rap thats mutch better if you say it out loud. Go go y'all im teh best

100$ please

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+1

Mic checka, final table wrecka,
Passive TAGGY nits, there is no way I will check ya,
I'll raise you, daze you, my fancy plays amaze you,
Leave painful memories of the baller who outplays you.
My 'ggression will astound you, check-raises confound you,
Crushing the whole table, stacks falling all around you.
And you know if you push back, if you 3bet your ace-jack,
I'll flop the nuts, no ifs or buts, and decimate your stack.

'cos I'm a baller (baller!)
and that's how I roll.
Yes I'm a baller (holla!)
wanna play hu4rollz?

Time bank activated, what's the goddamn hold up?
You know I've got you beat, so hurry up and fold, huh?
Don't wanna rush you but you know I'm gonna crush you,
You might as well be sh*t for the ease with which I flush you.
Well I dunno how you did it but you're into the final three,
Left with shorty to your left and the deepstack baller emcee,
Creating bluffs and illusions, the winner's a foregone conclusion,
Oh, and by the way... I'm sleeping with your wife, b*tch.

...'cos I'm a baller (baller!)
and that's how I roll.
Yes I'm a baller (holla!)
wanna play hu4rollz?

This reply is referential cause your verses have potential
you should listen for a lesson cause some changes are essential
Get your ass up off the comp and find a paper and a pencil
Cook a hook that you can book instead of tracing off a stencil
Then its purely consequential that your fans grow exponential
People try to be your friend and talk to you all reverential
But you gotta work a while first establishing credential
And I got some other tips I'm gonna skip - it's confidential.

winnar....

A++

no

yes

The next Eminem

Boom. Listen up.
Heres Drybes teaching y'all a lesson,
Crushing crap rhymes is his profession,
You guys need to go.. and hit up confession,
Time to admit.. Vanilla Ice obsessions,
One thing the 'rybes forgot to mention,
That now requires your full attention,
Is that.. 'when you write a rhyme,
You just gotta take the time,
Put your heart in every line'
Lets not see more of the **** up above,
But hey.. I'll go now.. I think I've said enough.
Boom.
Now show me some love.