So I'm at a final table of a 48+4 90 man and I'm playing 3 handed against a total tool and another guy who is decent. Anyways this guy is railing in the observer chat, asking for money and claiming he's a broke rapper. In the meantime I am on skype chatting it up with a good friend of mine. Apparently this rapper guy has been begging on the rail in my friend's games too (we both play similar games). So my friend who I am talking to on skype decides to ask the guy if he can rap and the rapper says to my friend something to the effect of, "Who are you? You're not even on the table!" So I tell the rapper that he's my friend and if he does a good rap, he'll pay up for sure.
So the guy asks what should he rap about and the my friend says, "Make a rap about JustinZee owning this turd." At that point, I am HU against a total fish and way behind in chips. I end up winning it, coming from way behind. Here is the rap and the chat afterwards:
Pwn The Donks (Observer): yo yo welcome to the table... the rumors of JUSTIZEE winnin are no fable.. hes like a horse locked up in a stable, about to be let loose and run over this finabl table.. he will take your chips faster then comcast will take your cable
Pwn The Donks (Observer): decent?
BLT KID (Observer): I"ll ship ya 5, but I want a 1 rap credit fer a future FT
BLT KID (Observer): the BLT rap
BLT KID (Observer):
BLT KID (Observer): =)
Pwn The Donks (Observer): i can do that for ya , 1 sec, lemme put name in find a friend thing :P
Pwn The Donks (Observer): gotcha, gl in your tourney to
Pwn The Donks (Observer): gg Justin
Pwn The Donks (Observer): well done
BLT KID (Observer): whats ur city and avatar
Pwn The Donks (Observer): avtaatr boxer
Pwn The Donks (Observer): city hastings
BLT KID (Observer): shippin ya 5/ GL
Pwn The Donks (Observer): thx man
BLT KID (Observer): hit me up sometime
Pwn The Donks (Observer): iight
Beat: [x] My friend actually shipped $5 to the guy.
Brag: [x] The guy actually came up with a decent rap and shocked both of us.
Variance: [x] I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.