So I'm at a final table of a 48+4 90 man and I'm playing 3 handed against a total tool and another guy who is decent. Anyways this guy is railing in the observer chat, asking for money and claiming he's a broke rapper. In the meantime I am on skype chatting it up with a good friend of mine. Apparently this rapper guy has been begging on the rail in my friend's games too (we both play similar games). So my friend who I am talking to on skype decides to ask the guy if he can rap and the rapper says to my friend something to the effect of, "Who are you? You're not even on the table!" So I tell the rapper that he's my friend and if he does a good rap, he'll pay up for sure.

So the guy asks what should he rap about and the my friend says, "Make a rap about JustinZee owning this turd." At that point, I am HU against a total fish and way behind in chips. I end up winning it, coming from way behind. Here is the rap and the chat afterwards:

Pwn The Donks (Observer): yo yo welcome to the table... the rumors of JUSTIZEE winnin are no fable.. hes like a horse locked up in a stable, about to be let loose and run over this finabl table.. he will take your chips faster then comcast will take your cable
Pwn The Donks (Observer): decent?
BLT KID (Observer): I"ll ship ya 5, but I want a 1 rap credit fer a future FT
BLT KID (Observer): the BLT rap
BLT KID (Observer):
BLT KID (Observer): =)
Pwn The Donks (Observer): i can do that for ya , 1 sec, lemme put name in find a friend thing :P
Pwn The Donks (Observer): gotcha, gl in your tourney to
Pwn The Donks (Observer): gg Justin
Pwn The Donks (Observer): well done
BLT KID (Observer): whats ur city and avatar
Pwn The Donks (Observer): avtaatr boxer
Pwn The Donks (Observer): city hastings
BLT KID (Observer): shippin ya 5/ GL
Pwn The Donks (Observer): thx man
BLT KID (Observer): hit me up sometime
Pwn The Donks (Observer): iight

Beat: [x] My friend actually shipped $5 to the guy.
Brag: [x] The guy actually came up with a decent rap and shocked both of us.
Variance: [x] I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

xxxx xxxxx bro

some rapper claiming to be broke? I thought every one of them made millions! Could we be at the end of that form of music? Please? Maybe it will go away like the big hair bands of the 80's.

rappers is beggers

[x] hidden barg
[ ] not hidden very well

cool story bro

should'av shipped him $30 to come rap at all your games for the night -)

Pretty sure this qualifies as a beat.

[] rap was worth the $5
[X] op got ripped off

thumbs up bro

More than you get out of most down-and-out railbirds.

this (and pics of boobs with name written on it)

[ ] hilarious chat

You forgot to mention you came back from like a 5-1 chip deficit HU, while laughin' our butts off at some railbird. As far as I'm concerned it was classic stuff. The chat ensuing the actual rap was pretty damn funny. Better if ur there obv, but none the less. Good post and GG my friend.

[ ] hilarious

posting here

I'm not going to explain what rap is (it involves speaking), but you DO realize there is a difference between


rap


and


typing a few lines into a chat box that each conclude in a word that is a simple direct rhyme for "table", with complete disregard for the length, syllables, or even relevance of each line, and even reusing the original rhyme word "table" for one of them. oh, and getting your name wrong right after you told it to him


do you not?


I'll give you a hint: you witnessed one of the two above items.

nice rap yall wtf

this is actually a pretty cool story bro

+1

+fitty

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That guy was railing some FTs of mine in December too. Lots of tards must have given him money if he's still at it.

what da master said.

lol same guy did this exact same rap with my name typed in. What a scame


it was in october btw

GG OP for killing his business.